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[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Up late watching nate the hoof guy

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Weather (the concept) is crazy

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Starting to call the wine “misunderstood” as a tasting note

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Home alone- got baked and got mad world by michael andrews stuck in my head but i only know the first part

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Gas station employee just told me “later, cowboy” #iwillneverforgetyou

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Geeked off what once was

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

My boy gone of a double bottle of pino grig telling me secrets……..

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

In social settings I’ve learned to laugh when others laugh, just to be sure

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

@ChrisFreed34 Gonna put my money on the other horse…..

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

@ChrisFreed34 Chives, actually

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

One time last year I got really drunk and leg pressed 200 lbs

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

One of my signature moves is to take a pill quickly and wonder two seconds later if I took the pill.

[fawn @daehatesyou]

knowing my sexuality just ain’t my business tbh

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Yes girl they are coming but we are stronger!!!!

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

Nobody up just me n the rustling leaves….(or is it somebody rustling the leaves)….

[ʕʘ‿ʘʔ @_petrie7]

I’ll go back outside once i’m not scared

[定 @de3dsoul]

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