mayieatyourbrains

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[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Max Ralph @maxralph_]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen

[sammy 🫑 @F4RRELLS]

“how dare poor people try and escape poverty”

[mayieatyourbrains @_pgrg]

@SRKsSquad lmao

[ᯓʟᴇᴠɪ★ @animal2you]

wake up babe it's time for your daily dose of. this.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[mayieatyourbrains @_pgrg]

@viilla_

[pushkar /ˈpʊʃkər/ @thepushkarp]

ya'll are not ready for linear devanagari

[hannah @shamediarist]

accusing my dog of weaponized incompetence

[Haschwalth @Azwuth]

Food was invented so that people could watch more youtube

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

if I got in a fatal car accident I’d be like ok

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

someone will recover from their self harm, get a house, get married, have children, and people will STILL find a way to hate on them.

[mayieatyourbrains @_pgrg]

@Apostle3112 @RoseOnX9 k saro luckyyyy

[mayieatyourbrains @_pgrg]

@wahabrxhmxn their way of enema ig

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Anyone in my parents house at bedtime gets a cup of tea and a forehead kiss from my dad.

My brothers punk band is sleeping on the living room floor for a few nights to play a festival.

They are confused but accepting of this tradition.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon

[mayieatyourbrains @_pgrg]

@kalocoffeeee isn't that the norm?

[⟲ @unotfbg]

almost nothing is a waste to me cuz life is about experience

[tranzorbital @algae99847]

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

[mayieatyourbrains @_pgrg]

@kandokumari me at the end of every sem