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Bournemouth and England

[Phads @_phads]

No wonder Joao Pedro plays for them 💀

[Henry @HTAM96]

To be fair, it's a very nice record to look at

[Phads @_phads]

Brooksy really should have left a year or two ago

[Addy @AddyFi]

Am I surprised? Not one bit. Both terrible finishers.

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Our story is written like no other ✍️

From being on the brink of extinction, to playing in Europe. Always advancing, never retreating.

This club is so special ❤️

[Forest Review @Forest_Review]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Nobody will be interested, but for what it’s worth:

Pickford ✅
Henderson ✅
Trafford ✅

James ✅
Livramento ✅
Guéhi ✅
Konsa ✅
Stones ✅
Quansah ❌ (Maguire ✅)
O’Reilly ✅
Burn ❌ (Hall ✅)
Spence ✅

Rice ✅
Anderson ✅
Bellingham ✅
Henderson ❌ (Wharton ✅)
Rogers ✅
Mainoo ❌ (Scott ✅)
Eze ❌ (Gibbs-White ✅)

Kane ✅
Toney ❌ (Calvert-Lewis ✅)
Watkins ✅
Saka ✅
Madueke ❌ (Bowen ✅)
Rashford ✅
Gordon ✅

That’s my England squad and who’d I’d replace the ❌ players for.

[Phads @_phads]

@simplyafcb 🤞 spurs go down and he's available for less than 65ms

[Phads @_phads]

@Melanha @KirkTovey Generous

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Southampton will generate 0.00(xG) in the Play-Off Final.

[Phads @_phads]

What a club ❤️

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

The next incredible chapter of this football club is written ❤️

We’ll be in Europe for the first time in our 127-year history next season 🌎

On to Sunday for one final push to find out which competition 💪

[Phads @_phads]

Unreal

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

JUNIOR KROUPI. WOWWWWW.

[Phads @_phads]

Getting rid of evanilson needs to be out no1 priority next season #afcb

[SAUNA 🧖‍♂️🪗 || 🇬🇧🇸🇪🇫🇮 @liam_escreact]

Someone at the BBC must have a humiliation kink - because I will never understand how we almost soared to victory in 2022 with our greatest entry since 1998 and have gone back to this diabolically staged car-crash of an entry. 2023-2026 is really 2005-2008 all over again.

[Phads @_phads]

Send another 25m to Vasco now

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

The form of Rayan 🔥

Three goals in three games 🇧🇷

[Phads @_phads]

@pww8afcb @AyJayL Defo this, if the ref gives a red it's harder to change it than it is to upgrade a yellow. refs scared to make a mistake so only give a yellow

[Matt 🍒 @ThatMetaverse]

We lost 4 of our back 5
Sold Semenyo
Our manager’s leaving
Our right back’s a nonce
But here we are…
16 games unbeaten
Sat in 6th
On the brink of Europe!

WHAT A CLUB 🍒

#afcb

[Phads @_phads]

And he'd still do an exceptional job

[Phads @_phads]

Adam Smith will be starting right back for us in 2050

[Phads @_phads]

Might have to unpin this now 😭

[Phads @_phads]

No wonder Joao Pedro plays for them 💀

[Phads @_phads]

Adam Smith will be starting right back for us in 2050

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Club statement: Álex Jiménez

[Phads @_phads]

Leeds scum as per

[Jordan Clark @jordanclarkcouk]

“He’s caught halfway up my shin and taken a good chunk of flesh out so I’m not too sure why that didn’t get checked.”

This is how #afcb winger David Brooks’ shin is looking after the tackle from Ao Tanaka, which went unpunished.

Full interview with Brooks on @solentsport.

[Phads @_phads]

@simplyafcb Especially as Brooks is useless

[Phads @_phads]

Game has never been so far gone #afcb

[AT #SackWilcox @lifeoftasin]

Bitched Newcastle bodybuilders but I was told he's a uni baller