when you see a man with no rings no watch no hat no bracelets no earrings and you think what are you doing man have you never played an rpg before? do you know how many stats you are missing out on??
Aside the short theatre appearance this movie adaptation sucked. They butchered an amazing book and fumbled a chance at an entirely new and interesting franchise.
Wait ONE second...
You're telling me this movie flopped at the box office because NETFLIX only gave it 17 days in theaters before sending it to streaming?
And the suggestion that it was "too intellectual" was made by Paramount-Skydance's DAVID ELLISON?!?
This is PATIENT ZERO!
Listen… during Jim Crow they killed white people that helped black and brown people all the time.
Ain’t shit changed but the name of the organization and their attire.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back
“Santa Claus is real.”
“No, he’s not.”
“Yes he is, I've seen him.”
“You've seen him?”
“Yes.”
“You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?”
“No.”
“No.”
“But I have seen a sleigh with reindeer.”
“Oh, and no sleigh that's not crewed by the elves and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down could possibly have reindeer, therefore couldn't possibly be any other sleigh than Santa’s. Is that what you're telling me?”
“No.”
“Like I said, there's no real Santa that can deliver the presents.”
AI IS A DETERRENT FOR ME AS A CONSUMER. I WILL ACTIVELY AVOID PRODUCTS WITH AI, I WILL RECOMMEND ALTERNATIVE AI-FREE OPTIONS, AND MY OPINION ON A COMPANY IS ALWAYS SOURED BY USE OF AI