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silly jokes, mundane observations, tai chi, and a secret fourth thing 🥠

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guys i have some exciting news! my sifu has said i can teach zoom classes now! i always thought i wasn't allowed do this but he just casually brought it up today. tai chi cookie is going international! can't wait to teach my two new students in a random part of the world!!

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@jakeolenick i've tried creatine for tai chi and noticed no difference. it was what i expected but still disappointed :(

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my gym tai chi student texted me wondering if i've quit. i've only been away two weeks. i wouldn't quit without telling them! i would never ghost my tai chi students. if anything that gym will probably fire me before i quit so it's actually fine they have nothing to worry about

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@ArkuAmore yes exactly! they know my order when i come!

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i don't want to travel all the time. i don't want to visit fancy restaurants. i don't want new music

i want to explore where i live. i want to cook a homecooked meal. i want to find the future in old songs

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@Ruesavatar what if you believe in multiple soulmates but you only meet one... does that make sense?? 😥

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talking to chinese bud about the design of a room and asked if it's good feng shui and he said how would i know but i knew he knew if it was good or not and then he told me and i said i knew you knew! since i knew the answer too! it's like asking the french about interior design!

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@ollieglass yeah i do! somewhere spooky! love a good ghost story

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@chiletterman see you in the next life Chi 🥲

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@ungatedlife yooo yes!! tai chi is awesome!! :D

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my old tai chi teacher ends all of his texts with a ☯️ emoji. i can't tell if he's doing it ironically tho. he's a jolly irish guy so i feel like he is but also he teaches tai chi?? when can i start ending all my texts with this emoji?? i would do it unironically ofc ☯️

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cleaning my silver chain with baking soda, the shiny part of aluminium foil, and hot water. who knew something so basic is so effective!

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@cauliflwr_human my tube strike savior

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@nascentwisp what about Big Rayne like what we had today 🤔

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@bigboybokchoy that's so crazy since i'm a white chinese boy

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having fun updating my personal website. i feel kinda silly telling people what it is tho when they ask in person. maybe one day i can be more professional...

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@IkkyusDen it's very boring for some adults too 😂

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@IkkyusDen yes! my teacher's son started when he was 5

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@nosilverv i wouldn't recommend it unless you are really into tai chi but there's this one in 5 months which i plan to go to
https://t.co/fc5muaTv7r

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it's kinda funny how we've gone back to pocket watches to check the time