milena velev

builder | gamedev | tech designer | sys architect | bottle of water | | ex @CDPROJEKTRED | ex @bed_head_games | partner in crime: @k0ba

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The shot of everyone holding up the pickles is genuine art

[Ejaaz @cryptopunk7213]

this is insane lol

japan is running out of monks... so they're training AI robots called "buddharoid" to replace them 😂 (im not joking):

- japan's temples are closing because fewer priests are available to run them + aging population

- the solution: chatgpt robots trained on 1000+ years of buddhist scripture that answer your spiritual questions

- the robot even sits in religious prayer positions like an actual monk does.

you can literally have a conversation on life's deepest dilemmas with a robot as smart as the dalai llama

i cannot believe they're scaling these robots to run actual temples.

[milena velev @_picimili]

omfg whoever came up with the idea to block TCP 22 outbound connections on @claudeai code mobile basically slaughtered their product

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

POV: how the trip feels like when you left your cat at home

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

The Shape Store

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

All of these patterns as an example are just matters of “org code”. The IDE helps you build, run, manage them. You can’t fork classical orgs (eg Microsoft) but you’ll be able to fork agentic orgs.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: A petri dish of human brain cells just learned to play DOOM

[el.cine @EHuanglu]

AI ending interior design

Nano banana 2 now can turn sketch floor plan into 4K 3D rendering with accurate dimension, take photos for each room, and 1-click furniture change

used to cost $100k and months.. now cents and mins

step by step tutorial on OpenArt:

[milena velev @_picimili]

pov: you like to play with fire but u wanna do it in a hazmat suit.
heres my no-fluff openclaw setup hardened with schizo prepper vibes level of security.
because i care about yr credentials more than u do.

https://t.co/mGeG1JW9CS

[milena velev @_picimili]

@Base44 @aatman_base44 @tommeetsai also most viral app has one like XD wtf lmao super cringe

[milena velev @_picimili]

@Base44 @aatman_base44 @tommeetsai sry guys, but its a joke.
App 1 - is the same boring guide idea that hudreads of people did : D
App 2&3&4 - violates lit all the trademark and copyright issues the contest said will ban anyone using them.
Whats the point of holding a contest that doesnt care about its own rules?

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

POV: going on LinkedIn

[el.cine @EHuanglu]

China’s response to Anthropic lol

[milena velev @_picimili]

@AnthropicAI its pretty much the fate of the loop:
step 1. publish open source content
step 2. train closed source AI
step 3. feed open source AI
step 4. repeat

[milena velev @_picimili]

lmao when yr agent starts complimenting its own code

[milena velev @_picimili]

the level of cringe when a group of millennials try to explain a meme to each other

[Olivia Moore @omooretweets]

We have reached the "YC partners in crab suits" phase of the agent hype cycle

[sachin. @sachinyadav699]

Every landing page looks like Tailwind default.
Every pricing page copies Stripe tiers.
Every “AI startup” is just a prompt + wrapper.
Every roadmap is a Notion doc nobody updates.
Every feature request turns into tech debt.
Every “simple CRUD app” needs auth, roles, logs, billing.
Every bug fix breaks two other things.
Every dependency update is a roulette spin.
Every outage happens at 2 AM.
Every release needs a rollback plan.
Every “quick refactor” turns into a rewrite.
Every new framework promises to fix the last one.

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

Performative Founder Starterpack

what would you add?