an old man was making fun of a sword swallower and bet he couldn’t swallow an umbrella. needless to say he could until it opened up in his throat and blocked his airway and the old man laughed while he choked to death…
my boyfriend will NEVER be in competition with another man. i don't care what you look like, wtf you got, or who you are. my man will always be the most handsome in my eyes and imma help him get everything he wants out of life👼🏼