Stink Slime

Introverted y'allternative Appalachian mamaw. Sometimes arts, mostly brain farts.

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Do I look like I know what a Jpeg is?
I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog.

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If I did the right thing then why do I feel so awful?

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If @GoldfishSmiles put out packs of just the green or red colored ones, you best believe I'd buy only those for the rest of my buying abilities.

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We got a second civil war before we got Grand theft Auto 6

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Funyun flavored condoms

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My work iPhone has twice now started playing BBC Radio 1 on its own. I've never listened to this station, but it'll be playing when I wake up. No alarms are set. The only apps I ever open are messages and email. WTF @apple

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Vincent Price as Fortunato in 'Tales of Terror' AIP (1962)

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Hey @Verizon @Moto I'm getting really tired of my Moto edge installing games on my phone without my permission.

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When I first started my job, I dressed very professionally (dresses, skirts, heeled boots). Within 3 months, I lost the steam to look pretty & now I dress like Ace Ventura.

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Hey @NintendoAmerica Why don't we have a Mario fishing game? Js.

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How I say my name when I have an attitude

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Sorry not sorry this has just turned into a Shewoman Man Hating Club, I been thru some shit & need to decompress.

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Dear men,
Your 45-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner/ball wash/wall cleaner/car lube/toothpaste/sourdough starter/salad dressing isn't doing what you think it's doing. It's not a scam to buy separate products, I promise.
Signed, a woman.

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"Women only want one thing from men."
...to be treated well?

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I used to tell my ex that I was going to Michael's & every single time he would reply, 100% serious, "who's Michael?"
My supplier God damn dude you're dumb.

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For the million dollars--
I really like you but:
A) I already have a girlfriend
B) I'm not ready for a relationship
C) You deserve better
D) *ghost*

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The level of joy I've gotten from just doing things for the sheer joy of doing it & not trying to please anyone or adhere to an image with the things is amazing.

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My male neighbors have accepted me into their group.... They think I'm a lesbian, don't they? As I strut with my carabineer on my pants & my yacht rock dad clothes ...
No sirs, sorry to disappoint, but I suffer from the mental illness known as "being attracted to men". Gross.

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When talking to your girl BFF turns into revelations you couldn't come to on your own.

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Me af

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Sure fire signs I'm developing a crush: I'm mad about it.