salvador dali parton

Official stan account for my puppy, Meadow.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I think some behaviors need to be socially shamed, like using AI to generate a novel or chatbots to write grocery lists. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

Absolutely zero drip. Any “experienced” person I’ve known had a way to make you feel seen/heard in a way that is impossible to achieve unless you have more curiosity for fellow humans than this.

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

It’s so funny bc saying this kind of stuff is the most obvious way for a man to reveal he has no game at all.

[emily may @emilykmay]

an important part of upholding the patriarchy is denigrating men who treat their female partners well

they want to ensure that it isn't considered the standard.

[Hal the Hot Dog Guy @AsHotDog]

🤌🤌🤌

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Ring cameras are so lame. Mainly because they reward ppl who want illusion of omnipresence? Bitch, if you’re not there, you don’t get to see it! Fuckin cop cosplay dork. They enrage me.

[savannah @savbrads]

Not even kidding when I say jeans

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

Those scientists who found out dinosaurs have feathers? You guys should have just keep that to yourself

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

@gusminivansant :(

[Jess Harvell @cheaptrickrules]

we piss and moan about the dominance of super hero movies and other nostalgia-driven IP blockbusters but sometimes i think the real glut of the past 15 years has been this kind of blandly "professional" off-the-rack talking head documentary about some recent cultural detritus

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

@gusminivansant Oh my god :( Andrea I’m so so sorry for your loss. Bowie is the best boy and I’m very lucky to have met him. Love you ❤️

[Icona @iconawrites]

Every book you read for pleasure is a victory. You are fighting the idea that education is only worthwhile if it benefits your career, that all your free time should be monetised, and that you should be too busy hustling to nurture your curiosity. Keep reading.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I wrote about the soul-sucking labor of self-promotion and "audience building" that basically every artist/journalist/creative worker has to do now ... unless they are very lucky https://t.co/L3iZwizDlX

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you wanna come over and take a nap

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

In earlier periods of history I would have bravely engaged in civil disobedience against injustice but recently the world evolved into perfect equilibrium so now I’m outraged and disgusted by protesters who break minor laws. Crazy timing, yeah

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

@majimanidoo I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️

[salvador dali parton @_pnasty]

It’s hilarious to me that the Roman Empire invented soooo many things but they never invented pants. Like they all sat around and thought up aqueducts and surgery but never were able to make any pants

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes