P-value

Always trending towards significance.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

Let's see who is trending? Oh wait, I am!

[Tiago C. Zortea @zortea_tiago]

Excellent video by Prof Geoff Cumming on not trusting p-values! Really recommend it!

[My only criticism: using Comic Sans font on his slides]
#PhDchat | #ECRchat

[Sorry, @_Pvalue, it's becoming complicated to trust you, mate!]

https://t.co/EdTPNoygcy

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@ChelseaParlett @ProfAndyField @andyfieldfans Andy is an imposter. There is only one true p and it is me.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

You should have saved up double your yearly income in significants results by the time you are 35, statisticans say.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@StuartJRitchie *laughs in the long-run*

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@StuartJRitchie *laughs in the long-run*

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@ConnorBlades Stop making fun of me.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@hardsci @BayesFactor How DARE you!

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@hardsci Exactly what kind of drug are you suggesting that I am?!

[P-value @_Pvalue]

How to ask a p-value out on a date:

Before you get to take me out, I want a precise, time-stamped plan which clearly describes exactly what you're going to do with me.

If you don't do that, you don't truly get me.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@BayesFactor Nobody loves you.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

I went on a long run today.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@BayesFactor @coles_nicholas_ Yeah, well, that's just, like, your subjective opinion.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@coles_nicholas_ @BayesFactor Of course, I am very populair!

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@statmodcitizen There is no point to these generalizations.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

Most people who use me in an one-sided way do so just for their own benefit. It's rude.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

I am always so close to alpha that people think we are a couple.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@lakens @dingding_peng @ekadamer You're just jealous because I am significant.

[P-value @_Pvalue]

@ADAlthousePhD @anish_koka Stop being mean to me.