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[𝙴𝚗𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 🪼 @enebrina]

Me @ work

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

ordered first at the work team lunch today and got a fried chicken sandwich and french fries and then every woman at the table got a salad

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

When someone says “we’re all on the same page,” ask what page number. Refuse to proceed without it. Become ungovernable.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

who designed hospital gowns and why the ass out

[General tea @_tea_anna]

listening to my neighbor complain about her nonverbal kid while knowing he talks to me about Batman.

[jab🫧💐 @_qamberr]

Woke up this morning to cold I love that

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

wait fall actually started IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

WHEW SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[jab🫧💐 @_qamberr]

I suppose to be in Turks on a jet ski rn

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Tomorrow is Monday.

[it’s the mf president @presidentward]

LMFAOOOO bro wtf is wrong with y’all

[Trap Mídias @Trapmidias]

O dia em que os Migos gravaram o clipe de 'Narcos' na casa da Madonna em Miami sem sua permissão, e ela perguntou o que eles estavam fazendo lá KKKKKKKKKKKK

[brad @bradiya_]

Officially a proud graduate of the Eugene Dupuch Law School!

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

unpopular opinion: having NOTHING to do at work is way more mentally draining than actually being busy. 😭😭

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

it’s never okay to put salt around the rim of my drink

[jab🫧💐 @_qamberr]

@_prettypelz Otw open the door