College exams be like
"NOTHING IS ALLOWED!! YOU ARE OUT IF YOU BREATHE TOO HARD! 30 MINUTES!!" (Easiest exam in your entire life)
"Books, notes, calculators, phones and computers are all allowed to use. You can even call your loved ones. 4 hours. Good luck" (Abondon all hope.)
The five day work week was brought to you by Henry Ford as a method of obtaining the best labor by offering the best conditions.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Marx and everything to do with Smith.
girl who’s listened to 5 taylor swift songs: u have to listen to style
girl who’s listened to 100 taylor swift songs: u have to listen to this unreleased demo that leaked five years ago on tiktok
girl who’s listened to 1000 taylor swift songs: u have to listen to style
Raymun Fossaway lives a very Jacksonville Florida coded life. hates his fuck ass cousin. risks his life for a hick he met three days ago. shotgun marries the stripper who brought him home after he got into a parking lot fight at a quinceañera. love this all for him.
“Do not panic. Remain at your desk. Keep your Teams status as long as you can. These women mean to see you fired. They will circle back.”
“Stay vigilant. Ignore KPIs.”