Mr_Pickles

Love of all things bawdy....throw in a bit of funk, soul and a splash of indie. Never take life too seriously.
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Now jog on

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@RealTolmie It's the old adage, buy cheap, buy twice....pay the money and reap the rewards!

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@shiner_sam Just the three? Lightweight 🤣

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

We're giving away 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 pairs of tickets to #ManCity vs West Ham this weekend! 🚨

All you have to do is 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 and 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 this post, and 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 @City_Xtra for a chance to win! 🩵

Three winners will be selected at random and contacted tonight. Good luck! 🎫

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

@TelegraphDucker Monaco based tax exile trying to buy 25% of MUFC via Isle of Man based shell company investing in Cayman Islands based company listed in New York which has paid £941m to banks in interest for an LBO & £166m of dividends to Florida residents… wants UK taxpayer cash

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@josephmdurso Joey presents a claim and then clumsily attempts to construct an argument without providing any credible evidence. One could argue that he provides zero evidence to underpin the above.

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@paddykenny17 @imacelebrity Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain

[CityBlue @CityBIue]

Fvck it here is the 2023 Champions League Final in full. https://t.co/Wlz5jtuy5o

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@txsalth2o If you say nowt, you get nowt. Them the rules!

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@TheBarmyArmy @CricketNosh Let me speak to my financial adviser first

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Spencer for hire!

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@PeteSpencer007 Oh Peter, you do spout some inane nonsense

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@johnmufc20times Don't drink and tweet as it may cause you to spout absolute drivel. Think before you tweet 🙃

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The dog depicted below is Bobi, officially recognized by Guiness World Records as the world's oldest canine. Bobi celebrated his 31st birthday on May 11, 2023, after being born in Portugal. His owner, Leonel Costa, informed Guiness that Bobi has been receiving a great deal of attention since being crowned as the oldest dog in the world.

"We've had a lot of journalists and people come from all over the world to take a picture with Bobi," Costa said in a statement.

He also mentioned that Bobi, the senior pup, is in good health but recently underwent a check-up due to Costa's concerns about the stress caused by frequent visitors.

Bobi belongs to the Rafeiro do Alentejo breed, a Portuguese dog breed known for its ability to protect livestock, according to Costa. As Bobi has aged, he has encountered difficulties in walking and a decline in his eyesight.

Costa credits his dog's longevity, in part, to the "calm, peaceful environment" in which Bobi lives.

In addition to being the oldest living dog, Bobi holds the record for the oldest dog ever recorded, as confirmed by Guinness. Costa was just 8 years old when his faithful canine companion came into the world.

"Bobi is special because looking at him is like remembering the people who were part of our family and unfortunately are no longer here, like my father, my brother, or my grandparents who have already left this world," he expressed in the release.

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

The most popular joke I ever did on Mock the Week.

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@Evetssteve4 ...and I thought it was just me who thought he had a striking resemblance to Eddie Izzard

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@AyoCaesar They may be rich but they are human, so show some f*cking respect or at least wait until they're safe and back with their families

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@triggerpod @OliverPrill @TideBusiness The fact they couldn't privide you with the specific reason but instead fobbed you off with vague hand waving towards their T&Cs speaks volumes.

[Mr_Pickles @_r_kid_]

@TheTotallyShow @RorySmith How do you make a living spouting this utter garbage? I thought journalism was an institution anchored by truth and integrity. Clearly, judging by this, you don't stand by those beliefs.