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wavy shit

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

Watch tonight's fantastic finish from our 123-120 win over the Pelicans 📹

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Jake: well apparently you e never ate ass before because there are some serious ridges on my wife’s beautiful butt hole

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Me: what do you think this rapper looks like
Jenny: black

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RT @Pacers: Tyrese Haliburton and Reggie Miller in the Pinstripes 😤

We HAD to give Reggie a custom one-of-one Statement jersey to celebrat…

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Ben out of nowhere: I’ve been known to shit at homes. I’ve shit on a house three times. One of them was my college House off Lincoln

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Me: man you can’t roll pigs in the dark
Glen the server: I feel that

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Lady at the bar “excuse me Barry would like an egg salad in a bowl”

[Carmi American Legion Baseball @Post224Baseball]

I do think that Bryson DeChambeau improved his lie.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bukayo Saka. Our hat-trick hero.

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Jack: I just ate Geppetto

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Keion: yo how was dinner with Devin?
Karl: good I was freakin his kid out by telling it a hawk was gonna peck its eyes out

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Today's the day.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Dude made an executive decision without questioning it

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@TheCinesthetic

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@TheCinesthetic

[Richard @gamray]

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

[Goob @goobgleeb]

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

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Jack: freaking sharts with laser beams

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location