Rachel Morgan

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack

[emily may @emilykmay]

The most profound part of Barbie IMO was when she saw the “Miss Universe” billboard and said, “oh look the supreme court!” bc it did not occur to her that women who are beautiful and look “sexy” could not be simultaneously smart, respected, and incredibly accomplished.

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The banned "Dead Loop" of Olga Korbut, 1972. It was the first and last time the trick was documented.

[rach @rspagz]

i don't know where i thought the wreck of the titanic was but it definitely was not there

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[Rachel Morgan @_rachmorgan_]

Can we please normalize NOT asking a woman if she is pregnant when she mentions that she has an upset stomach.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

we are not prepared for an Orca War. We do not have the resources.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Michael Jackson’s voice was so legendary Ye couldn't bring himself to drop the beat

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

This is America. This is the cost of inaction.

[Rachel Morgan @_rachmorgan_]

Just heard my 6 year old singing “somebody once told me the world is macaroni” instead of “gunna roll me” and honestly, I like her version better

[Rachel Morgan @_rachmorgan_]

@vanessawow17 Someone’s triggered 😂

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Rachel Morgan @_rachmorgan_]

Just the Astros attempting to cheat again 🙄

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

[Rachel Morgan @_rachmorgan_]

It’s really hard to be a Raiders fan, man.

[Rachel Morgan @_rachmorgan_]

Unnecessary is an unnecessarily hard word to spell

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD.

1/11: In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety

[Ammaar Joosub 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @AmmaarJoosub]

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.