madz

yeah idk

[madz @_radmad_]

sometimes when i’m drunk i remember i am an ordained minister and suddenly everything is ok again

[madz @_radmad_]

sean’s in love with kat
allyshia’s in love with dale
they left and conspired against them both to try and get them for themselves
tell me i’m wrong

#BachelorInParadise

[madz @_radmad_]

idc what anyone says or thinks Kat this season was NOT the Kat we have seen in the past. she has shown an exponential amount of growth & dale doesn’t deserve her i hope she “deads” it w him 😒

#BachelorInParadise

[madz @_radmad_]

AND NOW NO NEIL LANE???

dear bachelor in paradise producers,

yall royally messed this season up plz never do it again we are begging you

thx

#BachelorInParadise

[Laige Pindsey 🌌 @iironicaa]

Spencer saying that if Jess picks money then their relationship is a lie while Andrew said that if Alexe picks money he would understand and be happy for her #BachelorInParadise

[madz @_radmad_]

dale talking to kat about how he’s strong as fuck & they’re the most athletic couple but then get to the challenge & he looks like he’s never hit an arm or leg day standing next to spencer & andrew 👁️ 👄 👁️

#BachelorInParadise #BIP

[Bach Rants @bach_rants]

Panic! At the Bachelor Mansion

#thebachelor #bachelor

[madz @_radmad_]

@codywoodlee i have a husband who got ME into the bachelorette (and is obsessed with all the reality dating shows) maybe he could be a special guest

[madz @_radmad_]

@AmericanAir @AmericanAir iv submitted receipts after the slap in the face ur rep Jonathin sent & then he quit replying. i reached back out to him for a response & nada. even ur reps in other dpts that do answer the phone know ur trash 👀

[madz @_radmad_]

@AmericanAir u left me STRANDED in MIA airport as a young female solo traveler, flight cancelled last minute with NO communication until at the gate between connecting flights, no hotel accommodation, flights home over 24hrs away, and not a care in the world by any of the AA reps

[madz @_radmad_]

@AmericanAir ur customer service reps not onsite don’t have phone #’s & only communicate via email. after spending $1,000 on flights, spending an additional $700 on last minute hotel and flight with another airline you offered me a TWENTY FIVE DOLLAR CREDIT TORWARD FUTURE FLIGHTS

[call me cismale @clamatoes]

they announced a guy passed in the Microsoft teams meeting and a late joiner got caught up to speed

[madz @_radmad_]

@lachancenaomi27 bet he counted that on his fingers too

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he deserves

[madz @_radmad_]

oh, to be one of jeffree star’s llamas

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

They really don’t be making music to get stoned to anymore that’s crazy

[madz @_radmad_]

@britttlifts KB Toys 😭

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

ah shit i dipped my blunt in the cheese 😩

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

i don’t want to girlboss anymore i want to girlrest

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Thinking about him (the 12ft skeleton from Home Depot)