rizz khalifa

sexy on the outside malt liquor on the inside 18+

[rizz khalifa @_ratsoup]

@maggiecomplains no cause me too

[rizzy grant @autumeme]

pervert problems: cant wear fruit of the loom midcalf socks or i get turned on by my own feet

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[nosferatu woman @umanjopalido]

Ter um gato castrado, gordo e estúpido de estimação te faz parte da nobreza. É como ter um conselheiro eunuco

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[ameretto soap from the farmers market is back @squidgicumsquee]

It’s capers, it’s sunscreen, it’s big sandwich… it’s cheap bikini on the beach. It’s chilli oil, it’s frozen grapes, it’s the coldest beer you’ve ever had… it’s lemon, it’s greek bakery sourdough, it’s 1970’s shitty beach read… it’s freckles, it’s sweat, it’s your best shorts

[morally grey @knowncougar]

literally how can it get bleaker than this

[M.E 🎾 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[rizz khalifa @_ratsoup]

love kimchi til the whole fridge smell like fart

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

Big boobs and no ass is a dying breed

[Matt Kramer 🔪 @kramerposts]

Whenever people talk about how easy pretty women have it, one must imagine what it’s like to have people constantly desiring access to your body (often while misrepresenting their intentions) and being targeted by your peers with rumors / slander. It’s a tradeoff, like everything

[rizz khalifa @_ratsoup]

@autumeme

[spaniel avenger @nicebigdog]

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

lmaoooo remind me to never get on hannah einbinder’s bad side

[ً @chanellique]

This whole "I'm not like other girls" thing is making some of you miss out on the beauty of relating to WOMEN!!!!! Distancing yourself from sisterhood is losing yourself, go surround yourself with women asap!!!

[𓁹انجي𓁹 @levantinewitch]

this is the most explicit state-sanctioned, systematic murder of thousands of Palestinians confined in state-operated work camps and prisons—and frankly it was already really fucking explicit

[☥ @rosiesrib]

daydreaming about all the slutty ouftits i’m going to wear this summer