Mister Retrops

Author / Writer for @Not_the_Bee / Antinouns
Silly Letters to Government and Other Things to Read at Your Next Filibuster:

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Find it at all the major online book sellers.
https://t.co/pfGFACXb1b

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Dikaió Book 3 drops today.

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@YoungAmerica12 https://t.co/zduCeRwYDs

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Heat gun + shrink wrap = fun!

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DoD lends DHS heat ray weapon for testing at southern border https://t.co/ch2ODyBzxD

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Italian men return wedding ring while dressed as hobbits https://t.co/mWbQ07aVss

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@darthgently @Not_the_Bee Once while they’re dead apparently

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Children across Texas were just mailed instructions on how to "transition" and parents are TICKED
https://t.co/dycUOomnye

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California woman who pled guilty to casting two extra votes in her dog’s name has case completely dropped https://t.co/tKPwsChhrZ

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@abbythelibb_ Sorry to hear that. Praying for you

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Guitar Center lifts its ban on Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven https://t.co/C9hy4yEiYB

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@benshapiro Obviously, they wouldn’t have all that money to overspend if not for capitalism

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@Mediaite

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@Jmm32445924 @jamestalarico He’s just Beto 2.0. It’s candidates like him that got John Cornyn elected every term.

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@27dudek27sep27 That was an editor’s choice. I wrote “automaton”.

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Kelly Clarkson blasts magic shop for not selling her their animatronic bird https://t.co/LodDx2cVA7

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Iowa teacher fired for boosting students' grades for cash donations https://t.co/jFOA5O3AOf

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Pokémon VGC champion says another player's BO caused him to vomit https://t.co/MYxupYWBCU

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Saudi Arabia gives Sri Lankan man death penalty for social media comment that insulted Mohammed https://t.co/RQRvnpkQB5

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@nypost Talk about a buried headline; it’s another gay and bisexual men disease.

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European Parliament building unveils “Orange Plague” statue of You-Know-Who https://t.co/2jOWGtoOmK

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Florida demonologist charged with stalking women who asked him to help with computer troubles https://t.co/ylNskcZylb

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Apparently, you can’t have cage matches between humans and robots in California https://t.co/i2LVFnYb2K