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~#.network_engineer | lead guitarist 🎸|V1….rotate!🛫

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

Hm 😂😂

[Kobby Spiky Nkrumah @therealSpiky]

I tried obeying the speed limits today… EVERYBODY passed me. 😭

Okadas, Pragya, trotros, taxis, private cars… EVERYBODY! 😂

If Traffitech really takes full effect from October 1st, Ghana Prisons Service better start expanding Nsawam.

We’re all going to jail. 😭😂

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

8/And DVLA will be standing by the roadside chasing the wrong people while actual death traps drive past them every single day.

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

1/ 13 dead, 5 critical on the Sege-Ada highway. We'll mourn for two days and move on. A thread.

[#TV3GH @tv3_ghana]

Thirteen people have died, while five others are critically injured following an accident on the Sege–Ada Highway involving a Ford Transit and a Toyota Hiace.

#3NewsGH #TV3GH

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

7/ So a crash you should have survived now kills you. Sometimes not from the impact itself but from a corroded piece of metal going through you because somebody wanted two more seats.

[Carol Peshwari-Naan @jonilutherking]

I dont have an ipad

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

@beeblow @iamkudzo @faya_lorrrd @SIKAOFFICIAL1 @Cassielforson Have you considered how much roads cost per kilometer though ?🤔

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

Disrespectful comparison tbh

[The Bimmer Guy 🚘 @detta1z]

🔴⚪️The ultimate door showdown.

BMW i8 or Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG?

One brought hybrid technology and butterfly doors into the future.

The other gave us a naturally aspirated V8 and legendary gullwing doors.

Which one would you take home?

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

@LaminXLVII This guy dey demma top pass 🤣

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

The beep after that punch😭😭😭

[Hunter ♉︎ 'Slow Horses' S6 @Jv1i3n_]

Words cannot do this scene Justice.

It’s miles, MILES, MILESSSS! Better than the comics it’s not even funny.

The look at Viltrum in the aftermath of its destruction is so beautiful, I can’t believe I’m saying that but it is.

What a scene, gave me nothing but chills.

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[ᵉ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ〽️ @_reuel]

😂😭😭😭😭😭

[jerome @readJerome]

Digging up those old tweets must have felt like finding a needle in a Paystack.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I always rate these kids because the only questions I’m able to answer are those on medicine and I’m a doctor. These kids are in high school.