Rick Austin

I have no tangible skills. Former blue check. That last part is a lie.

[Rick Austin @_RickAustin]

@RepJoshG Swap “AIPAC” for “guys named Frank” and it’s really offensive to guys named Frank. But he didn’t say “guys named Frank” and he didn’t say “Jews”. He said AIPAC and he’s right.

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@edzitron It’s always about the young workers not being able to stand out while working remotely and never about the failings of managers to identify young, productive employees.

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@atrupar He knows he's one of the people on the hill he says we don't need to listen to, right?

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@swd2 @atrupar The same Joe Biden who they said was ineffectual and couldn’t get anything done?

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@MBFantasyLife Top 32, easily.

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@kylegriffin1 22! The most ever!!! Suck it, libs! Biden could never.

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@TheDunkCentral @BenGolliver MSG might want to talk to the Colts about pumping in fake noise.

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@mehdirhasan I’m going to finish 5th at a swim meet so I can get paid to speak at conferences.

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@1followernodad We're all supposed to believe that the future is being built by these guys who need their computers to tell them that they're being a good boy.

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@DKSports Dallas finished last year at 7-9-1 and haven’t won a Super Bowl since I played Little League baseball, but, sure, give them 6 PrimeTime games.

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@joeymdfox Chris Smith, if he had to campaign

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@cturnbull1968 @atrupar He’s going to clap once and his hands will turn to dust like a Thanos snap.

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@MattFriedmanNJ Because the 1968 Buffalo Bills sucked.

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@RepJoshG The "Please clap" of congressmen.

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@JoJoFromJerz Because it’s illegal to set off pyrotechnics in a residential community.

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@edzitron

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@HQNewsNow I can’t believe he doubled down on it. For any republicans reading this, double is 200%, or, a 100% increase.

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@1followernodad Sorry, but no. We need to prop up the airline you don’t want to take, but it was too cheap to pass up.

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@RonFilipkowski @atrupar It could happen in two weeks, but he doesn’t want to steal attention away from the healthcare plan that’s coming in two weeks.

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@MattFriedmanNJ The two best things anyone can do for their retired parents:
a) get them off social media.
b) turn off motion smoothing on their tvs.