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[heavyfortress @heavyfortress]

this is fucking gas

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[LeBron James @KingJames]

🙏🏾🫡👑

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

The coolest thing to happen in Philadelphia…

Since the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

Since Benjamin Franklin flew a kite.

Since Pat Olivieri invented the cheesesteak.

Since The Doctor!

[Bex @BexMix_41]

the entire TL:

[John Barchard | Watching the Birds 🦅 @JohnBarchard]

Just in: LeBron is currently crossing the Delaware River

[Philadelphia 76er LeBron James @Philly_ASA]

This man is a national treasure

[Chris Branch @cbranch89]

RIP @tombrodude, he was early

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[Wabi Sabi @TheWabiSabiLife]

Some things never change

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

"Convenience has saved us time. The hidden price is that it has also saved us from one another." Good column:

[rick @_rickks]

@charli_xcx girl one to two tickets please

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Mitch McConnell called me and he said he wanted his lifeless body shot out of the Phanatic hot dog cannon during the All Star Game

[Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman]

Give Egypt its goal back you cowards.

[lauren @njdlauren]

I’m crying man USMNT twitter just calling our players pussies for 12 hours straight while Brazilian Twitter is writing thesis projects on Neopentecostalism contributing to the downfall of the fabric of the national team

[Zito @_Zeets]

God will punish you @FIFAcom

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Yes I would.