Daniel Rock

Ne’er-do-well

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Dec @DWinnie1878]

How’s he pulled that off then

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

There should be a machine at the gym that simulates a chimp attack. So you can train for that eventuality

[trevy @chillextremist]

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin bro

[Lee Binding @LeeBinding]

Wilf, not AGAIN.

[َ @Iawolfes]

directed by bill hader #BarryHBO

[Daniel Rock @_rock_daniel_]

@DonmarWarehouse give him the sandwich

[hm815 @HM815222]

I hope Bill Hader and co.'s next show is an exceedingly bleak drama that gradually turns into an offbeat comedy. #BarryHBO

[Daniel Rock @_rock_daniel_]

don’t think I’ve ever got up from a table without falling over at least a little bit

[Daniel Rock @_rock_daniel_]

dont look a gift-horse in the mouth? don’t look any horse in the mouth, it’s rude

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

*touches earpiece* just getting some breaking news through now about the proclivity of bears to shit in the woods

[Tara Gráinne Ní Chonghaile @TaraGrace_]

Paul Mescal’s ex-driving instructor tonight

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i still think people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[dizzy @rundizzy]

sounds more like a trolley opportunity to me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i love you baby