Rokee

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Man wey refuse to marry, refuse to raise family.

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

consequences

[First Of His Kind @beatsbysarz]

The Game Needs Us

May 11

https://t.co/V7qEKJViuq

[zie. @dozziiee]

@Oritsetsolayee oil spillage
freedom college
yam porridge
tiwa savage.

kendrick lawal could never.

[tsola? 🫆 @Oritsetsolayee]

Duncan Mighty really rhymed Yam porridge with oil spillage. Omo, one of these days Kendrick Lamar go come outside.

[Samson Folk (the coach) @samfolkk]

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

[Gregor Shamsa @gulaab_ali_]

me hitting "show translation" since last night

[Sneedle @SRamirez68083]

Third Worldists: China if you can hear us please save us, save us China, please sink US carriers, multipolarity depends on you!

China: I am quite fond of selling electric cars and solar panels at competitive market prices

[chimp @chimpp]

When your portfolio hits zero and you have no more money left to lose

[Zikoko says it’s #TheNairaLifeConference season!! @Zikoko_Mag]

Yes, Ayra Starr.
She’s allergic to sokuso.

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

In Nigeria, education is treated as a safety net, not a launchpad.

Our smartest people use their degrees to get "safe" office jobs where they manage existing systems instead of building new ones.

[Jae @Real_jaeflex]

Imagine being their cousin that is a perfume vendor.

[Ms. Rebirthed @mide_tkh]

Something I’ve learned from this thread is that, the best time to take the biggest risks, is actually when you’re young, unmarried and not responsible for other people’s lives. Bc you can suffer alone + recover.

Once you start a family, your decisions have to be very calculated.

[sports tweeter Matthias (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

HE CAN'T GUARD YOU @realDonaldTrump

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

Seven games of Clippers-Nuggets:

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

for every good russell westbrook is an equal and opposite russell westbrook

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Live by Westbrook, Die by Westbrook.

[49th. @the49thstreet]

Burna Boy dominates & hops into different cultures effortlessly

• Tshwala Bam 🇿🇦
• Second Sermon remix 🇬🇭
• Talibans II 🇯🇲
• 4 Kampe II 🇭🇹

[Noredia @Nurlalah]

Why are Nigerians bad at Measurement, Weights and Money?

Because we weren't really taught properly from Pry school. And we also don't test for deep understanding of the concepts of mathematics.

Everyone else outside the country teaches it.

(Sorry, I'm tired from a late night)

[Lanzii🌹 @_lanzii]

Mariah Kare