zie.

building @discoversm_ai. | i come here to talk to myself. {creator mode}.
my avi is me as the teletubbies’ 🌞

[zie. @dozziiee]

Recently I’ve been consciously seeking the original samples of songs I like.

And when I find them, I understand why I love the songs that sample them. For instance, it makes sense why Cole’s Can’t get enough is soo good. See the material!

https://t.co/wSETfsHGHK

[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

We are miseducated in so many ways as Africans. For instance, we talk about Marslow's hierarchy of needs with "self actualization" at the top. This is a Western way of thinking and it makes you internally optimizing for "your best self."

Our domestic cultures on the other hand teach you that once you acquire a level of maturity, means and social status, your focus should shift toward actualizing the values and well being of your family, community and wider society.

Most people, however, have internalized the Western model.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

For life ❤️

[zie. @dozziiee]

😭😭😭😭 might not be safe in my ikeja soon

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

aged like milk — all in line with the renewed hope agenda of his excellency…

[zie. @dozziiee]

i don’t think it’s a zero thing. i think it’s a ‘one’ thing.

one = singular. literally everything else (0, 2, 0.5, a billion) = plural. zero isn’t special, it’s just not one.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I find it fascinating that we pluralize zeros, at least in English.

" I have 1 apple."
"I have 0 apples."

[zie. @dozziiee]

du bist gut genug

[zie. @dozziiee]

yes.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

I hope the rest of Africa is happy now that South Africa has been knocked out of the World Cup.

Was this really what you wanted?

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I just got information that Nigeria has the opportunity to appeal its position at the International Maths Olympiad. This year’s final will be held in Shanghai, China, from July 10th to 21st.

If they succeed, they can participate again starting in 2027. They must commit to funding their students for at least the next 5 years.

The last time Nigeria participated was in 2019. This is the most prestigious academic competition in the world, and we have denied our children this privilege for so many years.

The Ministry of Education, through the National Mathematical Centre, should do the needful now.

[Government of Uganda @GovUganda]

𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

That lady shocked y’all when she said girls trooped into her man’s DMs after she showed him off.

My friend used to fake-date a guy at clubs. He’d spray her money, she’d return it after, he’d compensate her.

His gain?

Every time he excused himself to the restroom at least 3 girls followed him to give him their number.

A taken man is apparently the most attractive man in the room.

[zie. @dozziiee]

already past the divorce stage and now training for a marathon.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[zie. @dozziiee]

san diego. nairobi comes to mind

[TheKoopaGuy 🍁🦫 @TheKoopaGuy]

Is there anywhere on Earth that modtly stays between 15°C and 20°C and rarely goes above 25°C? That's where I'd spend my life if I could

[zie. @dozziiee]

hmmm.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

If your biological parents are barren, there’s a 100% chance that you won’t be able to give birth.

[zie. @dozziiee]

😂😂😂😂😂 you think say na travel dem dey talk about.

[DUKE 🇲🇾 @DUKETHAGREAT]

lmao 😂

na Turkey visa funny pass, wanted to visit Istanbul with some of my guys,

20+ visa applications denied.

tried getting a meeting with the consulate, paid 1M for that then, didn’t work.

the travel industry in this country is a mess…

[zie. @dozziiee]

they’re not getting to the qfs

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

🚨 Portugal's Knockout opponents:

RO32: Croatia
RO16: Spain
QF: Morocco/Netherlands
SF: France/Germany
Final: N/A

[zie. @dozziiee]

@nelsoncj3 he means the grok note under the translation. i have also noticed that it treats igbo as “catalan”

[zie. @dozziiee]

@Kpono_Abasi they’re worse than belgium. i have never seen anything like this.

[zie. @dozziiee]

i am sorry but this portugal team can’t get to the qfs

[zie. @dozziiee]

@Dozman_Richie the coach, the team leaders. they are wasting their countries time.

cancelo, neto and ronaldo should not be here at this time of the game.

[zie. @dozziiee]

lol. this ronaldo and his team mates are hopeless.

[Paul Keeley @drcrouchback]

This isn’t a proper World Cup. A proper World Cup is when you turn the telly on and there’s non-stop matches between 12noon and 10pm. This 1am rubbish isn’t proper.