Ryan Parker

nervous by nature

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Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

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@TooMuchMortons_ Unless…

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@caeldadian Pat & Oscars

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

[Max @maxtmcc]

One idea I really enjoy is that Democrats have an unbeatable vote rigging operation, but instead of just using it all the time, they sadistically employ it only after briefly giving Republicans hope

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@mike_petriello 136 wRC+ since May 15 🥹

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@MLB @rich_roberts

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The Force is strong with this signed ball from Mason Miller 🔥

Repost and reply for a chance to win it!

Experience Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters May 22

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

In addition to legitimately being the funniest thing I've ever seen, the John Mulaney/Langston Kerman 'Bubbles Jackson' segment is kinda the definitive cultural document on post-LEAVING NEVERLAND Michael Jackson discourse.

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@MLB @anshelsag @Padres

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San Diego, you’re not going to want to miss this giveaway 🫶

We are giving away a new Padres City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

fox: all aircraft report

slippy: i took a beating. but im hangin in there.

peppy: your father would be proud

falco: they won’t let me within 1500 feet of a playground, fox

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@TooMuchMortons_

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@MLB @afmazon Switch please 🥲

[MLB @MLB]

MLB The Show '26 is HERE 😤

We're celebrating the release by giving away FREE codes! Repost and reply for your chance to win a copy for your console 🎮

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@TooMuchMortons_ It just says "completed by April", so I read that as by the end of this month.

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@Criminalsimpson @thatbilloakley Should’ve picked “feather touch”

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@SammyLev Do you check the MPH of your fastballs during a game or do you just block all that out and let it rip?

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