𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

my mate asked me to come meet his gf and she’s speaking to me like i was born yesterday and im about to lose my fckn shit omg 😭😂 i’m 8 years older than you sit the fuck down 😭😂😂

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

I downloaded this app in January to spread love for sparrows and this is what the algorithm gave me instead

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

i have been fighting the big sad recently but goddamn this shit got me crying in the car at 1am like what is going onnnn 😭😂😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

going to a rave at a castle tonight with an all girl gang and tbh i’m acc so excited 😭😭

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

ohmygodddd black ops 2 is finally coming to ps5 i am so excited to smash in the old zombies 😭😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

i am so fucking ready to dance in a field crying to hybrid minds next month 😭😭 ITS BEEN SO LONG

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

holding in farts for 6 hours during a tattoo appointment is crazy bc now i can’t stop tootin 😭😂😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

multiplayer subnautica actually slaps so hard omg

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

I think this might be the end omg. I just got the phatest headache of my life and threw up everywhere 😭😭 can’t even get to sleep bc my head hurts so much pls help

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

what a cutie morning. Lil wagamama date and then a lil cry in a suit shop. love that mate 😭😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

so glad i bailed on download bc i would have the worst time of my life knowing my gramps it’s going fckn through it and im just at a festival ohmydays

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

@rexcaos ooo gurl i can go to any gym yall wanna go to now bc of the zoomzoom 💅😂 it’d be nice to go together bc i might actually get some shit done properly and be motivated 😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

nah i’ve just realised I’ve put on 10kg and I’m going to a wedding in 4 months nah. Need to start smashing the gym right fckn now 😭😭😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

@rexcaos honestly it might make me more committed to going if i have someone to go with bc i get bored by myself sometimes 😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

@denim_chicken27 nooo 10kg of pure biscuits and bakery items 😭😂

[𝕾𝖒𝖔𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘 @_s0litary_]

just been sat in the car outside my house watching stupid ass videos on twitter for half an hour. Lady, you have a home right there, go inside and watch The Boys 😭😂

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

IM CRYING! 😂😂