pharaohatemycat

big bayern chud
insufferable larp is here

(the pharaoh ATE my cat not hate it, we're cat people in this pyramid just slighty hungry)

[pharaohatemycat @_s77elyani]

sometimes u gotta remember the world doesn't revolve around u and what you like & don't like. if u find a side of the community u don't align yourself with then don't fkn interact with them and go to the side that fits u. stop trying to mold everyone's experience to your liking

[★★ @twentyeightfcs]

Barcelona are going to fuck us up the arse in a way no arse has ever been fucked before

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

Israel committing genocide

[🍉🇫🇷 @diorsfree]

everybody just needs to stfu about the ballon d’or and let their feet on the pitch do the talking

[holly @AR23FC]

not even halftime yet

[pharaohatemycat @_s77elyani]

it says alot that one team is mourning the draw as a loss and the other celebrating it

[anna ˙⋆✮ @annafcbw]

Why does it feel like we lost? Completely wasted the second half. But you can see what a difference Ena makes, start her instead of #9.

[IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️ @IrishPropaganda]

Apparently israeli players have made the “decision” to not swap shirts with Irish players

As if any of our lads want that shit…

[JBelli15 @teamjbelli10]

“Mal perdedor”

A continuación podemos ver a uno de los ángeles de la selección argentina acariciando suavemente el cuello de un jugador rival ya que este tenía un fuerte dolor en la zona y le quería dar un masaje, tan amable 🥹

[SKD @RegularSKD]

If Yamal played like this they'd write poems about him

[🎱 @lesbianeology]

managing to be the fascist club in a game against real madrid is honestly an achievement icl

[Lena @lenabk_]

so einen scheiß kann man sich halt in der champions league echt nicht leisten (vor allem mit den Spielen die wir noch haben) wir haben so gut gespielt und dann nach 60 Minuten einfach aufgehört irgendwas zu machen

[Fami🌺 @whotfamiiiiiii]

#LeaveTheFootballBeforeTheFootballLeavesYou

[big t @pureuranium]

she came out of the womb offside man what can you even say

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Is he trying to get the vote of the African Journalists? Why has he never said anything about Africa like this before Ballon D’or voting?

Anyways, here is Harry Kane vibing with one of Nigeria and Africa’s biggest artists. Showing love to Africa and appreciating Africa without needing to do an interview.

[j 🍋‍🟩 @pdricult]

alright enough WHO keeps interviewing mbappe

[pharaohatemycat @_s77elyani]

plays in EUROPEAN football, performs in EUROvision. the obsession isr*el has trying to fit in with europeans so bad is genuinely embarrassing

[scouse joël 🇦🇹🦒 @joelthegiraffe]

Why are we playing a team from Asia in the UEFA (Union of *EUROPEAN* Football Associations) Nations League?

Mind fixing this glitch? @UEFA

[laura @LSP_FCB]

Schiri hat Schein auf City, ganzes Spiel schon Arsch, aber das jetzt grenzt an Schiebung

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 ✨ @Maguiicielo]

Ni juegan en la misma liga por favor 😭 cuál es la excusa para volver juntos ? La libreta matrimonial?

[Jayda @Gauffsliv]

I think everyone needs to stop talking about Amanda Anisimova’s body.

[pharaohatemycat @_s77elyani]

can't wait for arsenal to flame city in the prem

[m @SWISSENAL]

she’s white
she’s red
she should have stayed in bed
she’s a fraud
caitlin foord