While law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation to arrest a serial criminal illegal alien whose rap sheet includes multiple arrests for assault, domestic violence, and driving under the influence, an agitator began stalking and obstructing law enforcement.
Our officers attempted to pull her over using their emergency lights to issue her a warning. Ignoring law enforcement commands, the agitator refused to pull over and began driving recklessly including running stop signs, nearly colliding with multiple vehicles, and driving directly at law enforcement in an attempt to ram their vehicle. Her actions endangered law enforcement officers, the public, and allowed this violent criminal to remain at large.
Our officers arrested her. Obstructing law enforcement is a felony and a federal crime.
One employee asked if she could stay fully remote.
She said she’s more productive at home and has to care for her parents.
I told her "Absolutely." We’re flexible and parents health comes first.
She can stay remote, but we requested her to still come in once a month to “stay connected to the culture.”
She smiled with relief and agreed immediately.
She booked her train for the next three months in advance.
What she doesn’t know is that our layoff spreadsheet has a column called “Office Presence.”
Anyone with fewer than four badge swipes a month gets auto-colored yellow.
Let's just say that my 2026 Q2 "workforce reshaping program" is on track.
Today's White House Press Briefing had a 98% chance of running over 65 minutes - until Karoline Leavitt abruptly ended it with seconds to spare.
Traders on the NO side made 50x in seconds.
This would be valid if the top challengers teams weren’t mostly made up of pros dropped from the league. The league desperately needs NEW talent, not the 7th iteration of Fire40 and Paulehx
A Halo pro getting hyped for a CDL spot and being told “he’ll learn respawn” is actually insane.
While Challengers players who’ve grinded for years, know the game, and play high-level team COD get ignored.
Friendship League is still in full effect.
How the U.S. Government Spent your Tax Dollars in 2024:
-State Department spent $2.1 million on border security—for Paraguay.
-USAID is spending $20 million on “Ahlan Simsim” a new Sesame Street show in Iraq
-The National Endowment for the Arts awarded the Bearded Ladies Cabaret a
$10,000 grant to support a cabaret show on ice skates focused on climate change
Source:
https://t.co/CXbj6QnWg2