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I like sleeping

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

my friend rocked my shit with this. i can’t be seen in public again

[Megami thee Stallion™️ @MegamiNYC]

@NICKIMINAJ Cardi B has more Grammys THAN you.

[🌬 S @_saaraxo]

I didn’t :)

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Fuck me I know I’m going to ugly cry down the aisle

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Just heard my mom say “I’m not answering peoples message in the morning anymore I’m tired of that shit” girllllll you lasted a good 25 years longer than me.

[🌬 S @_saaraxo]

Me to me: remember when Simone Biles withdrew from the olympics for her mental health? You can drop this course.

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If your sister is not your literal shining star do you even have a sister? I’m obsessed with her.

[🌬 S @_saaraxo]

Why do I even have this app anymore?

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Polite for no reason

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Fuck I need to stop saying please to ChatGPT

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Someone on tik tok said your friend’s boyfriend should be your loose acquaintance but with an undertone of enemy and I love that

[D E E 𝕏 @ihehimme]

@CreepyOrg If it was my baby, that Priest will meet God that day.

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I miss the little things like live tweeting the Grammys

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My aunt asked my cousin if she has a date for prom. She said yea it’s June 27. BabyGIRL

[🌬 S @_saaraxo]

Oikos Greek yogurt is so good. That’s the tweet

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I need more West Indian friends bro who is dancing to soca at my wedding.

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Once this nurse berated me for having acrylics at the hospital.. like ma’am this is the emergency room I wasn’t planning on being here

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@shy_876 @ohshesdami I was going to comment this…

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Everyone and their dog was in Greece this year lol

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Me

[anti pigeon @aluminiummaiden]

People rly don't know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree