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[blarn @_salamiwilliams]

been eatin a lot of old cheese lately

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

People are always like “your 30s are better than your 20s because you have more money and your shit together.” Fellas it is not looking like that’s gonna be the case….

[Justin Bellman @YourAvgBellman]

I will never, ever get over how funny it is that this is a 95% practical shot from a 2026 TV special, and not a cutscene from Uncharted 2 for the PS3

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Carrie Fisher’s ashes being in a Prozac urn… death can’t stop glamour

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

[Nostos @NostosLit]

from the diary of virginia woolf

[josh leon @geolojosh_]

generational image right there

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[JesterHilde @JesterHildeX]

they're organ harvesting the chuck e cheese cast on ebay

[໊ @user0000O0]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should've been a tree

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

How do these two even know each other

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

You can lead a horse to water… after that, you can use my patented Forced Horse Drink Delivery Funnel

[blarn @_salamiwilliams]

disrespectful meme

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Going into the Cocktail bar and showing the Bartender this Photo

[onion person @CantEverDie]

pragerU type graphic

[blarn @_salamiwilliams]

@DaveMcNamee3000 the grink?

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

did I account for the pineapple? get the fuck outta my face

[Jack @jackfromohio]

1st place at San Diego county fair

[blarn @_salamiwilliams]

like why was charlie day there

[emma ⎕ 💚 @buturlosingit]

that wedding guestlist reeks of i don’t have any close friends so let me just invite anyone i’ve ever crossed paths with. some of these people must have been baffled to get an invite