🦎sallymander🦎

weird. cringe. not a dude idk why people keep thinking that.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

They’ve added the price tag screens at my Walmart it’s over guys 😭 now where will I get gluten free dino nuggets and boxes of pull ups 🥲

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@lady_valor_07 It’ll find you

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@mully It does, I’m so exited for it

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@itsme_urstruly I would also get exited, that’s a very reliable car.

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@Jacksepticeye Fuck you mean temporarily? Bitch you blind FOREVER

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@yungblud The soundtrack behind my journey. What a beautiful statement 🖤

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@ethannestor This is actual footage of me on my way home from work 💀

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@chelseasomba It’s been years of asking doctors for help and getting told I’m fine, I can barely walk half the time anymore and I’m in constant unbearable pain but they just keep saying I’m fine it’s driving me crazy bc whatever is wrong with me it’s getting worse

[tate @50FirstTates]

my roommate is so unserious

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@BenjaminCrew1 Also the mini games some had. I used to love Van Helsing and we had the DVD with the castle tour, I loved that

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@LadyDumplings Credit scores are such bullshit, as is medical debt. I’ve been in pain since puberty and not gotten an answer. I went to the er recently and was there for 7 hrs and they sent me home with diarrhea meds. I didn’t even have that symptom. 4000$ bill included.

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@sauceddie I barely got through Naruto tbh. It would have been a good story if it was told right 😅

[LIMITLESS MIND @limitlessmindon]

PLEASE READ SLOWLY:

If someone is falling behind in life, you don't have to remind them. Believe me, they already know. If someone is unhealthy, they know. If someone is struggling in their relationships, with money, with self-image, they know.

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@McNasty Dying probably

[🇺🇸 VYKING JOE 🇺🇸 @patriotwar90]

My Son Jacob is my life. He is the reason I wake up in the morning.

Sadly we have reached a point of total desperation.

I pray all the time that my son's story takes off and we can raise as much as other stories.

Jacob is 6, special needs (William syndrome) and is recovering from one of the most severe double heart surgeries (990,000)

He was denied by insurance and as a father I have been doing all I can to raise enough for all of his expenses besides the surgery (therapy of all kinds, medications, special childcare etc) and I am failing as a Daddy.

Please Follow us and sponsor Jacob below if you can.

Anything helps at this point. My baby boy needs as many viking warriors as possible. 💙

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[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@kwitebruh Tru

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@soogz1 Women are more important

[🦎sallymander🦎 @_sallymander_]

@RIPmika That happens to me it freaks me out! Also my eyelids 😅

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

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