sam(‘s a big idiot)

she/her 🇵🇭🇫🇷🇵🇹

[sam(‘s a big idiot) @_salted_peanuts]

what the FUCK did i say?

[Epoman 👾 @Epo_manTtv]

Me smoking with my friends who said we’d never touch a drug in our lives

[Astro @starsNcharts]

Leo:

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

Coming back after a doctor’s appointment with McDonald’s for lunch in elementary.

[Rachel Thompson | Author & Book Marketing Expert @RachelintheOC]

If you've even been groped/touched inappropriately by a stranger in a public place (bar, restaurant, public transportation), please RT this.

Consider this market research. Thank you.

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Fuck it, Bird Stack

[esmeralda @methmralda]

are u telling other bitches to rise and shine yes or no. ?

[Susan Rice @AmbassadorRice]

Then why did you come up and hug me at 2015 WHCD when I’d never met you (which was totally gross) and whisper in my ear that I had been “very unfairly treated” over Benghazi and “was doing a great job for the country”?

[sam(‘s a big idiot) @_salted_peanuts]

i'm 22 but a grandmother at heart

[Astro @starsNcharts]

Libras giving their final words before Scorpio Season

[sam(‘s a big idiot) @_salted_peanuts]

oh hey i found out how to get back on my twitter. hi again!

[🌱 baby beefy @OneGayHipster]

Still true today @_salted_peanuts

[grace @imgraceniccole]

this is exactly what it’s like having siblings djsjsjs