Samantha Doan

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

When I die, spread half my ashes in Disney World, and half my ashes at Pho Binh Minh

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@bananalannah_ Do you need me to call 😂

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@thesoydivision A crust punk hahahahaha omg

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

Few things in life excite me more than a Beat Bobby Flay marathon. Also I have a huge crush on @bflay

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@thesoydivision ❤️❤️❤️

[Mr. Freight 🚛🇨🇦🇺🇸 @VictorRinieri]

I’m going to order a dominos pizza, despite @_samdoan ‘s slandering of the pie

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@VictorRinieri 🤢

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@VictorRinieri 9pm fight time

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@bananalannah_ Love you ❤️

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@VictorRinieri BOGO thursdays are the best

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@TheSpec He’s not, my father also does not have a cell phone, he claims that ‘people should not be able to reach him 24 hours a day’

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@fromxhell It’s only gets worse my friend

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

On a scale of 1-10 how embarrassed do you think Hilary Duff is at her accent in the Lizzie McGuire movie?

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@thesoydivision Third season Californication Duchovny 🤤

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@bananalannah_ Legit one of my biggest celebrity crushes is David Spade

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

Cc: @seemac_ https://t.co/7pS8VBTpKR

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@bananalannah_ @Twitter Even twitter is coming for me

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

@thesoydivision I got ya beat

[George Pettit @GeorgePettit]

Popular Canadian musicians: “I don’t want to tell you how to vote but....”

Me: —-> @theJagmeetSingh @NDP

[Samantha Doan @_samdoan]

Me at work eating 45 suckers @bsuero2516