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[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Snoopy throws out the first pitch at yesterday's Mets game.

[Fred Tobin @BigDerf]

The quote text does not do it justice.

The way he sorts lowers his voice and turns to the kid to almost be conspiratorially whispering to him "Jalen Brunson is the King" is fucking hilarious.

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

did a data center write this

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Big Bird is just popping in to see how everyone is doing today! 💛

[lisa barlow shady facts @VickiAndTamra]

The concept of Madonna being an Alex McCord stan

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Gary the Snail:

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries?

govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water

[4TL @theloveofshay]

they on tiktok sayin start ur indoor gardens now cause it’s only gonna get worse and while i wholeheartedly believe that that’s true, i’m not doin all that baby ima just die

[Filthy Armenian @FilthyArmenian]

PostParton depression

[furkan? @ruhadeg]

hanımefendi aynı anda avcı ve av olamazsınız

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I'll see you guys next year for our annual Love Island psychosis ❤️

[Evita @itsactuallyAva]

guy at Penn Station walked up to NJTransit employee and said "I want to go to New Jersey"

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

The European mind cannot comprehend a Costco hot dog cart attachment.

[michelle @michelleakin]

imagine being this clear on what you want in life

[Luke Beasley @lukepbeasley]

This monster, there could have been a data center.

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

let's all meet up in soho and walk the slowest anybody has ever walked

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[c ⋆ ｡ ✭ @fvoriterecord]

do the helen keller and talk with your hips is a line you could only get away with in 2008