smanita

tales of daring do bad and good luck tales (woo hoo)

[smanita @_samoa_27]

in a way you kind of have to respect ryan murphy taking the source material of the shards and deciding to entirely ignore it

[𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝘿𝙤𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 at @FantasticFest @JohnMovieWatch]

Regarding COYOTE VS. ACME

The line.... "You tawt you taw?... I don't pay you to tink, you taw. I pay you to taw!"

.... Automatically qualifies the movie for Best Screenplay. Nobel prize even.

[cheesecake @kiwizyuno]

I didn’t “watch” Nirvanna the Band the Show, I sat my American ass down and LISTENED.

[smanita @_samoa_27]

as a character not in the book…

[smanita @_samoa_27]

IVY WOLK IN THE SHARDS HUH

[smanita @_samoa_27]

it kills my soul when people ask me to use COPILOT to do things I know it can’t do

[smanita @_samoa_27]

if zone 2 cardio is so good for fat loss why not double down and do everything in zone 4 #ionlyknowhowtogohard

[august ₊˚ @thef0urthcolour]

mr krabs was so desperate to hear underscores on the radio IJBOL

[smanita @_samoa_27]

@orcmischief best of both worlds

[smanita @_samoa_27]

Yes - LMFAO

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[smanita @_samoa_27]

mardi gras activation ft Limeaux the emeaux float
@LibertyMutual you can have that idea for free

[smanita @_samoa_27]

inside of you there is one penguin. you have to kill it

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[smanita @_samoa_27]

Im getting so good at at parsewords the other 4 people who play should be scared

Parseword #182
⚡️ 32s
💎 Perfect

[blaine Ⴟ @fatherglocky]

🚨BREAKING: Formula One driver Oscar Piastri to LEAVE McLaren at the end of the racing season to JOIN the NEW YORK KNICKS.

He says “I think we can come together and win the finals for a second year in a row. Yeah, it’ll be great”

[smanita @_samoa_27]

Insane rage baiting by none other than the national rag of record

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

women love edibles it reminds them of the apple

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Pacific Northwest would save my life but I need to stay here and hold it down for Ohio

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[smanita @_samoa_27]

so thats how little you think of me apple music