samuel

Optimized Backer, former partner at Santiago & Dunbar, usually rambling about movies

[samuel @_samuelito]

spurs loss pissed me the fuck off

[samuel @_samuelito]

Am I really about to abandon my rim brake build??

[samuel @_samuelito]

never doing another bike build bc damn

[samuel @_samuelito]

I can't stop thinking about my bike build

[samuel @_samuelito]

this guy behind me looks like fat Mexican jeff epstein and I can't stop staring

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Throwback cans out NOW. Cheers to 150 years of Budweiser.

[samuel @_samuelito]

the IDF just shot down Santa with the iron dome

[samuel @_samuelito]

@allowedtohit if you're ever curious google the movie + parents guide

[samuel @_samuelito]

@Hanakookie1 @reallyoptimized @mcuban @SenRickScott Pretty sure he's trolling because the only way I can move money from my HSA into my personal account is by reimbursement and it still requires documentation ( receipt and LMN) so I'm not sure what he's talking about

[samuel @_samuelito]

2 sweet potatoes? Manageable to eat throughout the week. 1 butternut squash? Lmao good luck finishing that thing before the end of the week

[samuel @_samuelito]

going to do a little rant since the season is near

[samuel @_samuelito]

Sweet potato's are goated- sweet potato gnocchi? Slaps. Sweet potato fries? Slaps. Roasted sweet potato? Banger. Year round? Yes sirrr
Butternut squash - the attention seeker of veggies. WOW a butternut squash Mac and cheese and you're adding sage? That's amazing man

[samuel @_samuelito]

Let the record show I HATE butternut squash. I've experimented, followed recipes, have tried pre made meals with it and I have the same conclusion. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE AND GIVE ME A SWEET POTATO

[samuel @_samuelito]

yup, I'm taking about sweet potato's versus butternut squash

[samuel @_samuelito]

one of these is a goated veggie that doesn't get enough respect and the other is one of the most overhyped veggies (technically a fruit but it's treated like a veggie) that is straight ass

[samuel @_samuelito]

@CaudilloXIV can't forget about this one

[samuel @_samuelito]

sometimes he merged cells, other times he has wide ass cells, sometimes he merges and wraps, not a border in sight, random photos that could be sized the same but aren't - shits crazy because I'm not an excel person but I'm screaming rn

[samuel @_samuelito]

my coworker sent me an excel he developed and all I can think about is

[samuel @_samuelito]

my family does way too many bits

[samuel @_samuelito]

I'm turning 29 this year but yeah this is kind of how it feels. It was between whiskey guy, smoked meats guy, IPA guy (to name a few) and I ended up as cycling guy

[samuel @_samuelito]

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