melanie✨💙🌒

bi 22 medievalist post-modernist 5’7” paddington bear enthusiast hedonistic artist swiftie neo-luddite optimist cunnilinguist

[melanie✨💙🌒 @_sapphoe]

No one has ever prompted me to monologue about what abstract ideas have been intriguing me lately, but i do so anyway in every form at every outlet because the world is my diary

[Taylor @Tayhatesevery1]

@seeitinmymind “tv has a beach vibe” NY HAS BEACHES! Like the Hamptons are famous for their beaches and summer houses. I need yall to look closely those are east coast beaches not west coast

[nutt @oops_all_nutt]

if I'm locked in a cage, and I repeatedly say I don't want to be in the cage because the cage is bad, it is not hypocritical for me to panic if the cage catches on fire with me inside

[Toan Truong @ToanTruong_]

Staff interpreted normal behaviors as symptoms:

• Writing notes? "Patient engages in compulsive writing behavior."
• Being friendly? "Patient shows inappropriate affect."
• Being neat? "Patient exhibits obsessive tendencies."

The label of "INSANE" colored everything.

[Overanalyzing Ninja. @PriceTheCreator]

Chef here. This is facts. Cavatappi is THAT girl. Get into it. Penne could never.

[liv @downBaddie]

me when i break gender norms by being a woman with avoidant attachment style

[⭒🇩🇿🇧🇦⭒ @asacredeer]

show her this

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I love that she's still wearing really high heels because he's not the kind of insecure guy to care that she's towering over him and she's not the kind of woman to compromise for a guy's sensibilities. Never been happier for two people I don't know.

[ani drama 🫧🇦🇷 @dramaticbuckley]

halsey ending what she thought would be their last album with THIS. Last words.
mindblowing

[Peppermint Pam @Muthawalker]

@Joe_Rohde Yep it’s electioneering. I’m a poll worker and they must remove them within 100 ft of location. I’ve asked Harris and Trump people to take their garb off and the only assholes are trumpers

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

petite in french LITERALLY means short. anything under 5’4 is petite even if you are a size XXXL! ppl just wanna be fat phobic lol

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

this is one of the few "just ban it" policies that's unambiguously good. You can still get refillable vapes, and the disposable ones are literally so bad environmentally. So much plastic waste, and each one has a battery inside.

[logspa @iamlogspa]

logo change with actual personality we are so back

[may okiwont @FARTKNOCKER2k]

my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"

[haley ☾ ☂︎ @grisrubion]

“everyone looks like a lesbian now but they aren’t lesbians, they have no lesbianism in their heart. and they’re MEAN.”

wisest voice of our generation…

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!

[Technical Gunner's Mate First Class @ArmyStrang]

Someone once said during the apocalypse they're coming to my house because I know how to garden and I told them we could possibly have a really nice salsa before we all die of starvation

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Oh they’re going to PRISON prison

[Tristan aka Aunt Ifa @Triszam]

Vance benefited from "socialist" programs but thinks no one else should. #VPDebate2024