Seb

I'm just me.

[Seb @_saraeli]

why can't I stop laughing

[Andrew Barr @AndrewBarr8]

BREAKING: Canadian government urges you to avoid travel so you don’t bump into them travelling

[FINNEAS @finneas]

Masks hide zits and most of you want nose jobs anyway idk what you’re so upset about

[NARMAK @NARMAK13]

Wow! #SaveSpongeBobAnime is currently trending; you guys are spectacular! I am currently doing everything in my power and reaching out to get the video back. We have to keep this fresh, and hopefully we can get the video back. I'm not giving up. We can do this!

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Aliens must be extremely horny, abduction stories always sound like 50 Shades of Grey shit

“I was trying to sleep but made the mistake of sleeping on my stomach and a group of invisible aliens fucked my ass before taking me aboard their ship to play with my wiener”

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb

[tiny @tinymakesthings]

this is what dreams are made of

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Somewhere out there is a kid with the ability to be the next Mozart or Einstein, but one day that kid will find Twitter and their life will be truly ruined

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

I warned you all. This is unacceptable

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

check in on your friends with thick, lustrous hair. we haven’t had hairstylists coo ‘wow so much hair’ to us in months and we’re suffering

[Seb @_saraeli]

@MoistCr1TiKaL have you seen this one? https://t.co/ZXPc2hQbVh

[jocelyn vlores @notjoss]

so schools can’t force students to wear a mask... but they can force girls to cover up when they wear a spaghetti strap tank top??? ok.

[꧁༒༒꧂ @cocteau_twinkk]

READ THIS !! this is a critically endangered endemic species in mexico. theyre on the verge of going extinct bc of fishing and the pollution of their habitat. their population has gone down 99,99% in the last 20 yrs. if theyre “so cute” help us save them with this petition below

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

I'm not religious by any means, but you'd be hard-pressed to convince me that Cory didn't help find our girl today. These 2, in many ways, were the male and female versions of one another. So nice, cared deeply, were stupidly talented, the most fun, and really really good people.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

so. everybody cake???

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Spiders have sex in your house!

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

don’t call it “porn,” call it “the #buttsex cinematic universe”

[Starbomb @starbomb]

starbomb

[Seb @_saraeli]

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