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PJM 💓

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

Me: ‘YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH, NON-COMMITTAL’ Also me:

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

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[Hart @Hart09154342]

Direct TV SUCKS!
For over 3 month Channel 23 WXXA has FAILED to broadcast ANY sports events!
Owner of Channel, allegedly, according to Direct TV remove it from broadcasting!
HEY DIRECT TV, you signed a contract with me YOU are in VIOLATION! Who is doing a class action? @nytimes

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

This energy ✨

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

A mini van just tried to race me while I was driving my husbands HEMI 🫣🫣

[Emily Hoskins @EmilyHoskins14]

@_sarahhMee

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

@MegElizabeth_96 @cdiesels Literally!!!

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

@ItsOnATT let’s not have an option of ‘I’m not buying service today’ and then the customer service lady ask my why I need to consult with my husband when I selected I wasn’t buying today from the BEGINNING

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

Not to be dramatic, but I’d give my left kidney to go back through sorority recruitment #BAMARUSHTOK

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

Y’all think the oxi clean Billy Mays sold on the TV is different then the one at H‑E‑B? Asking for myself.

[NFL @NFL]

The Honey Badger is coming home.

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

@EmilyHoskins14 Literally 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

@TrindonHolliday

[Jay @JayyPhillips337]

Who is your favorite LSU football player of all time ? 🐅

[𝐂𝐀𝐋⚜️ @AC_SaintsStan]

KARMA IS REAL

[Frank Wilson @FrankWilson28]

Super Bowl Sunday LVI , presented by your LSU Fighting Tigers !!!! #NFLSU

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

THAT BEARD

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Am I, attracted to Eminem? #HalfTimeShow

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

🙏 @obj

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

I swear if the airlines didn’t cancel & reschedule flights I would have NO drama in my life

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

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[B @MamaOfSunshine]

Covid or not, you do NOT need to stand that close to me in the grocery store. Honestly.

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

Get a cali king they said, but nobody said your roomba would suck up the extension cord and get stuck in the dead center under the bed 😩😩😩😩

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

@__AMMS__ Easter eggs!! Keeping the ppl wanting more!!

[sarah malcombe @_sarahhMee]

Not to brag, but I did 6 loads of laundry from beginning to end (folding & putting away) all in the SAME day. 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️