happy & sassy

Southern heart, Harvard mind // good, but not behaving

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

#DearFutureHusband please be careful out there, make good memories, some good choices, and hurry on home to me please

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

FRIENDLY REMINDER! If you’re arrested for DWI this weekend you’ll be in jail until Tuesday! That means you won’t be able to spend time with your in laws this Christmas!

Wait. Not a good argument there.

Whatever. Don’t drink and drive. K? K. Good talk.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

If you're getting rid of your dog to make room for a Christmas puppy, go fuck yourself.

[conan gray @conangray]

who wanna be my BITCH??

B - basically
I - i just
T - think you’re incredibly
C - cute and i wanna
H - hug you forever and ever

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

lmao if anyone needs to clear up their skin, lemme know https://t.co/zsuTMCwGWA

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

if y’all do the praying thing, I have a family friend who could really use it. she’s younger than I am, fighting cancer, and at Cardinal Glennon right now having blackouts & trouble breathing on Christmas Eve. thanks in advance ❤️

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

@thatgirlfromSC bless up, I’ve been needing a best friend 😂😂

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

@thatgirlfromSC pretty sure we’re basically bffs at this point

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

@thatgirlfromSC hi, I’m awake & you’re super pretty

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @adagovea_]

Am I able to hire someone to pamper me and take care of me in my time of need ? Not like a nurse cause I just wonna be babied because I feel horrible and I have no friends and no one who would even attempt to check on me .... soooo serious inquiries only

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

@TacoKingGCoco a literal saint, thank you

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

@thatgirlfromSC me as hell. I swear I’m going to end up with a man older than me who already has at least one kid. I’m not even mad about it

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

!! I have a problem with being attracted to dads !! https://t.co/OibdgvI5UJ

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

a concept https://t.co/qdC7TV0vFC

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

!!!!! https://t.co/Gmpk1mK1R9

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

looking for the man who keeps saying yes when I ask if we can get another dog

[happy & sassy @_sassynconfused]

@thesthrnguy makes my heart so happy ❤️❤️