Sarah Ninke

UE '21 💜 🏊 |

Data Engineer at Keller Schroeder

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

The Lenox Spice Village is my Roman empire

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

Whoever writes the new homeowner handbook forgot to write the chapter about escorting wildlife back outside of your home. Just trapped a blue-tailed skink with my Tupperware 💀

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

For reference, they're about the size of a baseball and the sharpest thing you can imagine

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

Went most of my life never seeing a chestnut - more specifically, one still in its shell. Now that I have, I need to know how someone decided they wanted to roast them on a fire

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

@BHSAthletics Congratulations Hannah!! I've been waiting for you to finally take that record down

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

@Selena_here003 Lo siento

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

I wish I was as excited as my parents when visiting Bucees

[Karlee Bland @KB_Williamson_]

🫠 <— my brain after building out our wedding itinerary

[UE Swim & Dive @UEAthleticsSWIM]

Next Saturday, if you want to stop by and say hi...
and get your car washed...
and support our program...
we'll be there!

See you on September 3!
🌊 #ForTheAces

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

In case anyone is wanting a light that shows all of creation when it gets dark. My dad just installed one

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

Dear diary ~ today I learned how to make buttermilk... At 9:30pm ✨

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

@Selena_here003 INFERIOR taste buds

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

@Selena_here003 Hey now, I tried these and thought they were good

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

@Selena_here003 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sarah Ninke @_scalexander_]

@Selena_here003 Whoever sold you a pitsky was confused

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwestern dilemma

Outside Indoors

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

Has anyone tried unplugging crypto and plugging it back in?

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UPDATE: Former corrections officer dead, fugitive inmate in custody after police chase in Evansville >> https://t.co/NeK53CGjoO

[UE Swim & Dive @UEAthleticsSWIM]

This is our last 200 of the mile and we need to start using our legs to have a great finish. Please support Swimming and Diving by donating for the win. We have until midnight. Here’s the link https://t.co/ffgn5wbUxc

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UE Director of Athletics Mark Spencer announces resignation >> https://t.co/yKV4ngFfbR