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[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Roy Oswalt

That guy rocked.

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@JohnThompson427 @Sam_Vecenie NOT SO FAST

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@m3_melody We had a call with the administration this year, found it fascinating that they were focused on getting Americans into homes in order to increase the birth rate.

Had never thought of that angle. Their angle is a family in a home instead of an apartment will have more kids

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@cajunphried @OhioTate @StoolAfterDark “My niece is playing in the college World Series” is a great excuse

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@JoshuaBarzon If D includes Tahoe, easy choice for me

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@HaydenWinks We’ll always have 2023 Nico Collins

Just a 7-175-1 once a month

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@Texans_Thoughts Wow that’s huge

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Im offended at all the ppl who said obsession is just a movie about dating a latina lmaooooooo

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@DavisMattek Yes

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@RiverOaksPrblms I was unlucky enough to fuel up there once, never again 🤣

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@stanfordkp Evans would be awesome

[Pvt A B @col_a_buendia]

Incredible tweet, wish I'd written it

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@astros @matteaux_ tweet time

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@djcelestica Would add “Bring Her Back.” God what a fucking crazy movie

Midsommar and Infinity Pool are so good

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

This is actually a best case scenario ending

No one died, he shot himself in the process, completely ruined all meaningful relationships to pander to racist morons online, ruined his life and future, and above all: accomplished NOTHING

Absolute packwatch man, fucking bozo lmao

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Ok… most of you know I was in the organic baby formula business, but what you don’t know is I dabbled in diapers as well.

I also know this baby2baby “non profit” and have had past interactions with them.. I’ll leave that out for now..

Let’s dive into this absolute grifting nonsense. Prepare to be shocked.

California is about to spend $20 million of taxpayer money to give 100,000 newborns 400 diapers each through Baby2Baby.

Do the math with me:
100,000 babies × 400 diapers = 40 million diapers

$20,000,000 ÷ 40,000,000 = $0.50 per diaper!!!!!

Now walk into any Costco in California and you can buy the same quality diapers for .12 to .15 cents each!

That’s $48 to $60 for 400 diapers.
So the state is paying 8–10x more per diaper than a regular family buying in bulk.

They could’ve just handed every low-income new mom $100 cash and told her to go to Costco. She’d get more diapers, better ones if she wanted, and still have money left for formula, wipes, or whatever the hell she actually needs.

But nah… that wouldn’t let Gavin and his connected “nonprofit” girls running the show there cut ribbons, take photos, do galas and be friends with celebrities and brag about the “first-in-the-nation” program while skimming their cut for “administration” and “partnerships.”

This is peak government stupidity!!!

Spend way more money to feel good and look good, instead of just trusting parents with their own damn money.
We’re not helping babies. We’re funding another bloated nonprofit-government grift.

Math doesn’t lie. The diaper math is brutal.

What a scam and a joke!!!!!

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Tim Dillon is calling on President Trump to blow up the hantavirus ship with a missile and kill everyone on board.

He tells the passengers that the hantavirus will not kill them, but the U.S. government will.

"We're going to kill you."

"If he blows up this hantavirus ship? I'm back."

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@bluelotdegen Real estate broker in a major city

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@MeghanMcCain @spencerpratt Worst person you know just made a great point….