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23 ig: samanthaadeleon

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

y’all’s lives be falling apart because you’re a terrible person and that’s your karma, not bc the universe hates you 😭

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Meanwhile, another man took his son on a college tour — because he’s an absent father… Priorities 🤷🏽‍♀️

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

@_witchpls if she was darker she’d be just as pretty…

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

trip finally made it out the gc 🥳 miami in julyyyy

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

i’ve been in a manic episode for like 8 months 😭😭😭😭😭

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

lol that didn’t last long!

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

life is so good when you wake up going to a job you don’t hate❤️

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

hot take, but parents should watch TV with their kids. She woulda known that Robin is shaking his ass all the time in that show

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

very much talking to myself

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

@BJohnso96855199 @BAGbabesss moisturizer that patchy ass beard and them weak ass lips. a grown man tryna bully a little girl. where tf your mom at cause she did a horrible job

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

life is so good when you wake up going to a job you don’t hate❤️

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

@callinunickison @BardisMedia you counted them?

[໊ @BardisMedia]

Do you know you just killed over 20,000 people last night because they couldn’t name 5 of your songs? Cardi B got 33 shows left you gon hear these shots everyday, you better suck it up for the next few months. 😂

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

@AngelA1453639 @HesTooGucci @stuncalis messenger in christ but this is how you talk???

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

It would literally take 100 men and a gorilla to get me out of here

[solé @layxsnv]

Have any of yall smelled this yet? I’m basically frothing at the mouth 😩😩😩 i need it

[samantha 💋 @_sdeleon_]

@wtfmeech idk what atms you use but certain citizen banks late you take out 100,50,20,10,5 and even 1s