Aurora

Rêver un rêve mais une réalité vivante. Human dignity is inviolable.

[Aurora @_seulaumonde_]

My name is Yusuf yahaya makera living in birnin kebbi study in fubk department of Demography and social statistics

[Aurora @_seulaumonde_]

to tasty restaurant berlin its literally me

[Angry Santa Elf @angrysantaelf]

If you follow Google Tracker, Santa is in Sakhalin Island. If you follow NORAD Tracker, Santa is in Australia. If you follow our trail of flying gifts, we're in a horrible tailspin.
#Christmas #ChristmasEve

[Angry Santa Elf @angrysantaelf]

Santa posted a poll asking the elves if he should still be in charge. He said he would abide by the results. He also said we can’t vote by mail, online or in person.

[Denton County Public Health @WeAreDCPH]

It's Mental Health Monday. Come back here if you every need a break.

For breathing exercises, visit: https://t.co/GGaP6YloZW

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

Twitter prompt: “What’s Happening”

Me tweeting live: You tell me Twitter, you tell me. 😵‍💫

[Angry Santa Elf @angrysantaelf]

If Krampus takes your kid but doesn't leave a receipt please call our hotline and we'll email you one. #Krampus #KrampusNight #Krampusnacht

[Mark Rees @reviewwales]

Happy Krampusnacht!
Have you been naughty or nice?
December 5 is when St Nicholas travels Europe to reward the good while Krampus "the Christmas devil" punishes the bad.
If you have been wicked, you can try to appease him with schnapps...
#Krampusnacht #Krampus

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

One of my favorite White House traditions was telling Thanksgiving jokes – which at least I thought were funny.

Here’s a look back at some of my favorites:

[ZDF heute-show @heuteshow]

Dank Elon Musk darf jetzt wieder jeder alles sagen auf Twitter! Totale Meinungsfreiheit! #heuteshow

[#ravimains10 @bwayjuIes]

eugene was really like “i can’t say how pissed i am with words for legal reasons so let me just say it with my face”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Most homophobes are secretly gay.

However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.

[BahnAnsagen | ▶ folgt auf: 🟦☁️| 🦣| 🧵| & 😊📖| @BahnAnsagen]

"Bevor Sie aussteigen, gucken Sie einmal links und rechts, ob Sie auch die richtigen Menschen dabei haben. Von uns abgesetzte Fahrgäste sind von der Reklamation ausgeschlossen." (@schmidti_mit_dt) #Bahn #Ansage

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

So you're mad that somebody's going to make you wear a mask, but you're going to make somebody else have a baby. It’s just really hard to get my head around some of the contradictions here.

[Aurora @_seulaumonde_]

On point. 24 hours in Germany, and 99 % of the pictures taken are of my parents dog. At this rate this trip will consist of nothing but dog pictures.

[Aurora @_seulaumonde_]

10:20 am and I have already walked 2400 steps. You can't say this job doesn't keep you moving. I still have half of my day to go.

[Aurora @_seulaumonde_]

@SyDerezzed HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!! YOU OLD!! LIKE ME!! love you to the moon and back though, and I hope we will have many many more birthdays together. Can't imagine celebrating without anymore.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We will not sit by as Governors try to block or intimidate educators protecting kids against COVID-19.

This isn’t about politics. This is about keeping our kids safe and taking on this virus together.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Everything’s bigger in Texas! Especially the karma!