SexyPants

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Who up [verb, present participle] their [noun] ?

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"Masturbation can be a meditation, but porn is a military weapon" - A good friend.

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'Oxford Book of English Verse'
Mallory's 'Morte d'Arthur
Aristophanes
Doughty's 'Arabia Deserta'

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"Dead wife montage", but its a series of them captured over several successive years all set to successive songs from an album I love, documenting family life.
E.g., Electric Warrior (TRex), but every song is a new year showing the growth of a kid or marriage.
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Who got the chronic hat I was wearing in the aint nuthin but a g thang vid?

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Wish I had a tail.

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Little people have big ears.

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Going off grid for the next few months. Money called and I hung up.

Training with a homeless-crack-ninja clan from NYC.

Come Christmas Ill be able to eat raw iron, break bricks with my fingers, and have unmatched stamina.

Might lose some teeth on the way.
Such is life.

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@aaalfif Sorry. Let me make it better...
You ever heard of halal yogurt?

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@aaalfif At a complete loss over what this means.
I guess its cause Im in a penthouse suite of the best (sarcasm) block of flats this side of great city of Tbilisi.
My sink is blocked, the maintenance team said it could "be up to 3 hrs before they could fix it", so I just fixed it myself.

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@girlcel_ Camera Obscura isnt cuck music. Its heartbreak and yearning.

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Me - "I really love yaoi."
Oi - "Really, you love me?"
Gurt - "Yo."
Kendrick Lamar - "MUSTARD!!!"
President LBJ - "On average, I sent 10 kids to their death each day. I feel no remorse. My death will be slow and painful, and I will find no end to my suffering."

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Christina Aguilera 'Stripped' and yuri kinda lazy Monday morning. Ate a bar of plain chocolate and drunk half a bottle of wine in the shower. Put two loads in the wash, now playing CS:Source and listening to Likosi.

I love being jobless.

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@ConorRafferty Will this copy be for sale? Id be interested in reading it.

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@Mystriss_ I eat them like apples and society judges me.

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@paycoachk Yo Coach, me and @3000monastery working on a project. Wanna collab? Need some rap over the orchestral beats. Hit me up if you wanna.

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Hellboy, Spawn and Blade all had brilliant movies. I like the 90s /2000s cool hero film asthetics.

Leather trench coats, bulky handguns, swords, cigars, sunglasses at night, techno music. Bloodshed, smoking, swearing, one liners and fight scenes.

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@HatsuneMiku Miku, this kind of wanton destruction... Its not you. Please stop this Miku. Youre not yourself. Please. Please come home, the people miss you.

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@MortonCornetto Im not a huge banana fan, find them too inconsistent with texture. That being said, I like them as a concept.

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@kanyewest Such a shame Mr West died just after releasing Donda...

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Big Teacher wants you to eat apples, Big Doctor doesnt want you to.

Who is a man supposed to follow - those who teach him, or those who keep him healthy?