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[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

cat lamp cult leader

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

The only thing my kids watch on TV is classic Thomas the Tank Engine, so all the insults they know are train related. Like my three-year-old just got mad at me and said, “You old bucket of bolts!”

[Liminal Warmth ❤️‍🔥 @liminal_warmth]

It’s extremely bizarre to me how ubiquitous phones are in everyone’s lives and how completely absent they remain in dreams

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: In a typical year, Illinois usually averages about 47 tornadoes. This year, it has already had more than 200.

[Arkselta 🏳️‍⚧️ @Arkselta]

Pro tip if you want to win more this season, these pistols are your go to

-Ranger Pistol is your assault rifle do not pick up any actual assault Rifle this season they are all bad

-Lancehead Pistol is your Smg, if you hit your shots you deal tons of damage better then any Flex Smg or stinger can do

[Scionic Tech @Scionic_Tech]

@DiscussingFilm They really pulled out the classic 'we'd rather have a seat at the table' line. Translation: "The money was way too good to say no, so we're going to pretend we did this to save art

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

i didn't think this was gonna be funny but im dying laughing he just kept saying it lmaooo

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THIS IS NASTY WORK LMFAO😭😭😭

[.•*•🍒 red ruin 🍒•*•. (comms open) @noodIings]

they lobotomized my son i repeat they lobotomized my chud son

[.•*•🍒 red ruin 🍒•*•. (comms open) @noodIings]

@kao_kaor yea they were like lil cloud balls

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

i know people irl who edit their photos more than this. who cares lol

[Hate Crave @HateCrave]

BTS JIMIN was caught severely photoshopping his latest unrealistic photos on his IG, shortly after getty images exposed his true appearance.

Expectation. Reality.

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

haven't even finished one week of this nutrition class and im already out here buying a bunch of produce and searching for whole grain foods

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

guys. if you're worried, extract immediately when you find a rare one. then bring it back in the next match to level up. worst case scenario, you lose it and have to buy it back and try again. open every chest, ammo crate, produce box u can. figure it out or don't

[Backers | Fortnite News @BackersGamesF]

YOU HAVE TO MASTER YOUR SPRITES TO USE THEM IN THE SPRITE BACKBLING 😭😭

#Fortnite

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

the most common sexual acts between two consenting adult men is not anal sex, and it's not even close. you'd think homophobes being obsessed with gay men would know that lol

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

This guy is a tremendous asshole

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

gen z doesn't understand that millennials will still be gaming in nursing homes. like...this is what we do lol

[lowelogirlfriend @lowelogf]

pov u r 30+ on discord

[Dan @DanBobblahblah]

@mclovenxoxo It’s not a moral failing. But it’s fucking annoying if we make plans and youre always late, especially if that then makes me also late to a show/movie/event. I “accept people as they are” until I don’t. Eventually I’m gonna grow tired of it and peace out.

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

yeah it's not unethical or immoral to be late lol and it's fine to be a few mins late occasionally but chronic lateness is *passive aggressive*. i have adhd and set 20+ alarms and have 15+ alexa reminders weekly and it's a lot but it's possible to adapt. figure it out

[bri love🇵🇸 @mclovenxoxo]

sorry you’ll never convince me that the “lateness is a moral failing” isn’t rooted in colonization and capitalism, it’s CONTROL!!! and I get we live in a society blah blah blah but if it’s ur friends you know is always late tell them an earlier time or whatever but acting like it’s a moral failing is so puritanical and silly sometimes you just got to accept people as they are

[shelbzilla @_shelbzilla]

literally. this is toxic as fuck

[melo @melobefr]

“he’s so weird”
he extracted because you literally hunted him down dawg?? you’re the only weird one 😭 https://t.co/vOWmJFsU5a