simran💓

🐸 she/her

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

like why did matty healy make this my problem when i was 16 years old https://t.co/wSqjhegP8S

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

The bad thing about wearing glasses is that every so often i have to hit this emote

[mc cracker @chowder94]

i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

we need more modern cinematographers to go as hard as Dean Cundey did shooting THE PARENT TRAP in 1998.

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

what if we kissed... under the missle toad

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

[Claude @508mph]

What my early morning work commute feels like when it’s below 50°

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

Keeping my fucking glasses clean

[simran💓 @_siimran]

@mileslikesbeans true

[Romeo @Romeosoho]

BREAKING NEWS: “Hannah Montana The Movie” just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

[simran💓 @_siimran]

@A7arob hi! I’m looking to buy just 1 ticket! How much are you looking for?

[simran💓 @_siimran]

@JonasPalillo hi! how much are you selling for?

[simran💓 @_siimran]

@hynpa_dev hi!! how much are they?

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

april fools day is plain and ordinary to a scheming little jester like me