Mills

Nerdy Pickle

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Next time I have people crashing imma say “Get some rest. We move at first light.”

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Had a dream I was General Grievous last night

Jedi never stood a chance

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

I fear no man, just lifted weights and ate paella

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

The way Snoopy be lookin at Charlie Brown battling crippling depression

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I did my best Eric Cartman impression and now she’s playing hard to get

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Me after eating Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers

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Every squad be lookin like this

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Anyone know a place that I can sing sea shanties with the boys?

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

People be like “oh yeah I have 2 kids”
Ughh we get it bro, you have sex

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Oh you’re a feminist? Name every chipette!

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Idris Elba should’ve played Wonka

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“Mr. Oppenheimer, hundreds of thousands of lives were lost from the atomic bomb on Hiroshima”

Oppenheimer:
“Double it and give it to the next person!”

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Another great day without using pemdas(I forget what it stands for)

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

The little rapscallion urge to fart and blame it on someone else

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Bout to give a mouse a cookie, hope he doesn’t start asking for anything else

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

My New Years resolution is to stop running so many dang green lights

[Mills @mileslikesbeans]

Who do you think is the better twerker? Santa or Jesus?

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My dream body

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@pixieszoe I love ass😎

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@madthebird Rejoice 🥳

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Any of my homies doin No Neutron November?(can’t watch Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius for a whole ass month)