Simon Basham

2029 WKU

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

Weird Al: this is my song 'Amish Paradise'
Nick Shirley: This sounds a lot like 'Gangsta's Paradise'... weird how your

[Simon Basham @_simonbasham_]

Don’t even put this thought in my mind

[baz. 72%sw2 @BazBombadil]

I don’t think I could handle news that Weird Al was a piece of shit

[FactPost @factpostnews]

JD Vance tells his crowd to "vote against the crazy leadership in Washington, DC"

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Melissa Brown @itsmelissabrown]

Chaotic moments in TN House as Dems walk out in protest of redistricting map cracking Memphis. Alarms are going off in the Capitol

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

"To get your oil, you must answer my riddles three." 🗨️🧌

[Council of DC @councilofdc]

These two places have the exact same vote in the US Congress

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

look at how beautiful this is

pictures like this really make me feel we should bomb each other and charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and sit in our car all day and work endless hours to eat jalapeño poppers and pay rent to Blackstone

[R/GA @RGA]

Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here

[Simon Basham @_simonbasham_]

Duke out of the tournament off a buzzer beater

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

Tung Tung we did it! We…Tung Tung?

[TheCUSACentel @TheCUSACentel]

#BREAKING: Western Kentucky University HillToppers unveiling new “Cookie Monster” alternative blue uniforms for their upcoming season

[Simon Basham @_simonbasham_]

Send in the national guard there will be a shooting war in the homeland

[Tim Royers @MW_Royers]

I am telling you - the United Nations would have to deploy peacekeepers to the Midwest if it's Nebraska vs. Iowa in the Sweet 16.

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

“You have Duke in your bracket. Why are you cheering against them?”

[Simon Basham @_simonbasham_]

Never mind

[Simon Basham @_simonbasham_]

Liberty is out of CUSA
Anyone’s game…

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The U.S. should add 3 more states.

Because 53 is a prime number.
Then they can truly be one nation, indivisible.

[Simon Basham @_simonbasham_]

Liberty is out of CUSA
Anyone’s game…

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

"Never start a bombing campaign that will completely halt shipping in the Strait of Hormuz" is right up there with "never get involved in a land war in Asia” in terms of the classic blunders.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

I can’t take two more months of Andy Barr and Nate Morris ads