simone

[Luke @LukeCas24]

Someone tell AJ the Olympics ended last month

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

if Ticketmaster ran a Domino’s

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

@RishiSunak @zenxv You tried to put me in jail over a fucking meme.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Luke Littler rattling the Liverpool crowd 😂😂

[simone @_simonemcd]

Doing this with a chicken select in the River Dee

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

Using Apple Pay

[Ben @benam17_]

Me checking my timetable in the corridor in the first week of Year 7 at school:

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

Nobody:

Me trying to lose 10 stone in one day https://t.co/V8xsurnuYW

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

GTA 6 looks amazing 😳

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This is me pondering whether they'll change any of the words I've used in my work after I'm dead, to spare those who are fragile and easily offended. Words like 'fat' and 'ugly'. And 'cunt' and 'fuck'. And 'fat, ugly, greedy, pathetic little stupid fucking cunt'. Stuff like that.

[simone @_simonemcd]

Oh the shame 🫣🤦🏻‍♀️

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

MPs' pay will increase by 2.9% in April https://t.co/RSPVttmHNH

[Netflix @netflix]

It's been nearly 12 years and this destiny-altering scene from The Walking Dead is still so haunting.

[simone @_simonemcd]

Buzzin for him 🎉

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Remember to recycle your pizza boxes

It’s for the Greta good

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

It's been public knowledge that Andrew Tate has been wanted for rape and human trafficking. Despite this, several UK networks have given this man a platform & allowed him to defend himself against accusations of misogny. Ironically they are also the loudest voices against Meghan.

[kate @kanleyyy]

babe what’s wrong? you haven’t even opened your vape hamper yet

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

anyone figured out how to effectively deal with stress yet? my method of bursting into sudden tears doesn’t seem to be working

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Thursday's Mirror: "Deadly silence" #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday https://t.co/4JBYR6Uv20